(E)
(I can't get them up,
I can't get them up,
Am Dm Am Dm
Am Dm
Good morning, killer king, you're a star
Am Dm
That's gorgeous, hold it right where you are
G Dm C
The weather's kind of lousy today
F Am E (E7)
So what, oh, what, oh, what'll we play?
Am Dm
Stratocaster strapped to your back
Am Dm
It's a semi-automatic like Dad's
G Dm C
He taught you how to pause and reset
F Am E (E7)
And that's about as far as you get
Am Dm
So what's the use in going outside?
Am Dm
It's so depressing when people die in real life
G Dm C
I'd rather pick up right where we left
F C/G
Making out to faces of death, ooh
F Am E (E7)
Making out to faces of death
A D C F
And I could save you, baby, but it isn't worth my time
A D C F
And I could make you chase me for a little Price is Right
Am Dm
It's a hit, but are you actually sure
Am Dm
The targets in the crowd are a blur
G Dm C
The people screaming just like they should
F C/G
But you don't even know if you're good, ooh
F Am E (E7)
You don't even know if you're good
Am Dm
So tie them up and feed them the sand
Am Dm
Try hard, tell us using your hands
G Dm C
A picture's worth a million words
F C/G
And that way nobody gets hurt, ooh
F Am E (E7)
And that way nobody gets hurt
A D C F
I could save you, baby, but it isn't worth my time
A D C F
And I could make you chase me for a little Price is Right
A D
(Woo-ooh-ooh
C F
Woo-ooh-ooh
A D C F
Woo-ooh–ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Am
You're my guitar hero
Dm
You're my guitar hero
Am
You're my guitar hero
Dm
You're my guitar hero
E
Hey
Am Dm
X marks the box in the hole in the ground
C E
That goes off at a breath, so careful, don't make a sound
Am Dm
X marks the box in the hole in your head
C E (E7)
That you dug for yourself, now lie in it
Am Dm
Shut up about all of that negative shit
Am Dm
You wanted to make it, and now that you're in
G Dm C
You shut your eyes and flip the cassette
F C/G
And that's about the time that they hit, ooh
F Am E (E7)
And that's about the time that they hit
Am Dm
What the fuck is up with this shit?
Am Dm
It's certainly not worth getting upset
G Dm C
His hands are gone, and most of his head
F C/G
And just when he was getting so good
F Am E (E7)
Just when he was getting so good
A D C F
I could save you, baby, but it isn't worth my time
A D C F
'Cause even if I saved you, there's a million more in line
A D
(Woo-ooh-ooh
C F
Woo-ooh-ooh
A D C F
Woo-ooh–ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Am
You're my guitar hero
Dm
You're my guitar hero
Am
You're my guitar hero
Dm
You're my guitar hero
Am
You're my guitar hero
