DBmA (x2) 
D Shaking like a dog sh*ttin' razorblades
BmAD Waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me
BmA Waking up all alone waking up so relieved
DBm While you're taking your time with apologies
A I'm making my plans for revenge
D Red eyes on orange horizons
BmAG If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge
 A (let ring) DBmADBmA
D Taking your own life with boredom
BmA I'm taking my own life with wine
D It helps you to rule out the sorrow
BmA It helps me to empty my mind
D Making the most of a bad time
BmA I'm smoking the brains from my head
DBmAG Leaving the coal calling the kettle black & orange & red
 A (let ring) 
DADBmA I've got a big fat f*ckin' bone to pick with you my darling
DADBmA In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying
G I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you
A (let ring) 
Bm AD Plugged in and ready to fall
Bm AD Plugged in and ready to fall
Bm AD Plugged in and ready to fall
Bm AGA (let ring)