Intro: Em Bm C x2
Em I dragged this lake looking for corpses
BmC Dusted for prints, pried up the floorboards
Em Pieces of planes and black box recorders
BmC Don't lie (don't lie)
Em And I've been preoccupied with these sick, sick senses
BmC That sense DNA on barbed wire fences
Em Maybe someday I'll find me a suspect
BmC That has no alibi
 
Em Bm C
Em And New Year's Eve was as boring as heaven
BmC I watched flies fuck on Channel 11
Em There was no one to kiss, there was nothing to drink
BmC Except some old rotten milk someone left in the sink
Em And there's no ring, there's no ring on the phone anymore
BmC There's no reason to call, I passed out on the floor
EmBmC Smoked myself stupid and drank my insides raisin dry
 
G But at the right place at the right time
BmD I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine
G I won't have to quit doing fucked up shit
EmD For anyone but me
G At the right place at the right time
BmD It'll be worth it to stand in line
G You won't have to stop saying "I love cops"
EmD for anyone but me
EmBm C Your private eye
Em I dragged this lake looking for corpses
BmC Dusted for prints, pried up the floorboards
Em Pieces of planes and black box recorders
BmC Don't lie (don't lie)
Em And I've been preoccupied with these sick, sick senses
BmC That sense DNA on barbed wire fences
Em Maybe someday I'll find me a suspect
BmC That has no alibi
 
G But at the right place at the right time
BmD I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine
G I won't have to quit doing fucked up shit
EmD For anyone but me
G At the right place at the right time
BmD It'll be worth it to stand in line
G You won't have to stop saying "I love cops"
EmD for anyone but me
 
C Your private eye
D YOUR PRIVATE EYE
 
Em Bm C x2
 
G But at the right place at the right time
BmD I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine
G I won't have to quit doing fucked up shit
EmD For anyone but me
G At the right place at the right time
BmD It'll be worth it to stand in line
G You won't have to stop saying "I love cops"
EmD for anyone but me
G