intro: C F x4
C F
well I'm the kind of guy who can't stand a holiday
C F
so I drink 'em all away. That's me!
G F G F
oh, I don't decorate no trees, and I wont eat no potato latkes.
G F
But I'll give this old lady's melons a squeeze,
C F
That's just who I am.
C F
Well, I'll never spin a dreidel but I'll always throw an egg
C F
Then I'll Charlie horse your leg for laughs
G F
While you're singing your holiday tune
G F
I'm acting like the town buffoon
G F
Whippin' out my big , white, scary moon
C F
And blowin' a beef your way
C F
I hate folks who think reindeer are cute
C F
To me they're just something to shoot
G F C
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
G
Well, I'm a snowmobile stealin'
Am
No chance for season feeling kind of guy
G
This time of year sucks so I take my numb-chucks
Dadd6 F
And make sure every snowman die
C F
Believin' in Santa's all wrong
C F
And Chanukah's eight nights too long
G F C
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
G F C
