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Bm11 Bm7 Em9 Em7 Em9 Em7
[VERSE] D
He had what you might call a trivial occupation
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He cleaned the platforms of the local railway station
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With no romance in his life - sometimes he wished he had a wife
D
He read the matrimonial advertising pages
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The cries for help from different people,different ages
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But they had nothing to say, at least not until the day,
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When something special he read,this is what it said
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If you dream, of the girl for you, then call us and get
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Two for the price of one
A Em Bm Em Bm
We're the answer, if you feel blue, so call us and get
A G D/F# D Dsus2 D Dsus2 D
Two for the price of one
Bm11 Bm7 Em9 Em7 Em9 Em7
[VERSE]D
He called the number and a voice said, "Alice Whiting"
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The voice was husky and it sounded quite exciting
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He was amazed at his luck - The purest streak of gold he'd struck
D
He said, "I read your ad, it sounded rather thrilling
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I think a meeting could be mutually fulfilling
D/F# Em
Why don't we meet for a chat,The three of us in my flat
B Em A
I can't forget what I read" ,This is what it said
[CHORUS] D A Em Bm Em Bm
If you dream, of the girl for you, then call us and get
A G D/F# D
Two for the price of one
A Em Bm Em Bm
We're the answer, if you feel blue, so call us and get
A G D/F# D Dsus2
Two for the price of one
[CHORUS] D A Em Bm Em Bm
If you dream, of the girl for you, then call us and get
A G D/F# D
Two for the price of one
A Em Bm Em Bm
We're the answer, if you feel blue, so call us and get
A G D/F# D Dsus2
Two for the price of one
D
She said I'm sure we must be perfect for each other
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And if you doubt it you'll be certain when you meet my mo..ther
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