Lirik Lagu Your Horoscope For Today - Weird Al Yankovic
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TIPS PENCARIAN LIRIK FAVORIT ANDA
ANDA MENGETAHUI JUDUL DAN NAMA PENYANYI
- Ketikkan nama penyanyi dan judul lagu, berikan tanda kutip di judul lagu, misal: Yovie "Menjaga Hati";
- bila tidak berhasil, coba untuk mengilangkan tanda kutip, misal: Yovie Menjaga Hati; atau
- dapat juga dengan mengeklik menu A B C D.., lalu cari berdasarkan nama artis. Yovie dimulai dengan Y, klik Y. Lihat daftar lagu, dan dapatkan yang Anda cari.
ANDA TAK MENGETAHUI JUDUL LAGU, TAPI MENGETAHUI NAMA PENYANYI
- Ketik nama penyanyi, misal: YOVIE, akan muncul banyak halaman, telusuri dan pilih dari halaman-halaman tersebut; atau
- klik menu A B C D E ... berdasarkan nama artis Y, cari Yovie, dan cari lirik yang Anda cari.
ANDA TAK MENGETAHUI JUDUL LAGU, TAPI MENGETAHUI SYAIR
- Ketikkan penggalan syair yang Anda ketahui, misal:
Tanpamu tiada berarti
Tak mampu lagi berdiri
Cahaya kasihmu menuntunku
Kembali dalam dekapan tanganmu - Masukkan kata-kata penting. Misal: tiada berarti berdiri cahaya dekapan.
- Hindari kata-kata yang berkemungkinan memiliki ada dua versi atau lebih. Misal: tanpamu dapat ditulis tanpa mu.
TETAP TIDAK DAPAT MENEMUKAN LIRIK YANG ANDA CARI
- Pilih menu A B C D E ... berdasarkan nama artis atau judul lagu.
- Bila masih tidak dapat menemukan lirik yang Anda cari, mungkin kami bisa membantu Anda. Silakan menghubungi kami.
AQUARIUS!There's travel in your future when your tongue freezesto the back of a speeding busFill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole 17 hours a day
PISCES!Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virusYou are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter whatthose idiots at work say
ARIES!The look on your face will be priceless when you findthat 40-pound watermelon in your colonTrade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give ahickey to Meryl Streep
TAURUS!You will never find true happiness - what you gonnado, cry about it?The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunchof stuff and then go back to sleep
That's your horoscope for todayThat's your horoscope for todayThat's your horoscope for todayThat's your horoscope for today
GEMINI!Your birthday party will be ruined once again by yourexplosive flatulenceYour love life will run into trouble your fiancehurls a javelin through your chest
CANCER!The position of Jupiter says that you should spend therest of the week face down in the mudTry not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose whiletaking your driver's test
LEO!Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt andstaple it to your boss's face, oh noEat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash itdown with a gallon of strawberry Quik
VIRGO!All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent -except for youExpect a big surprise today when you wind up withyour head impaled upon a stick
That's your horoscope for todayThat's your horoscope for todayThat's your horoscope for todayThat's your horoscope for today
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very leasta bit unlikely that the relative position of the planetsand the stars could have a special deep significance ormeaning that exclusively applies to only you, but letme give you my assurance that these forecasts andpredictions are all based on solid, scientific, documentedevidence, so you would have to be some kind ofmoron not to realize that every single one of them isabsolutely true.
Where was I?
LIBRA!A big promotion is just around the corner for someonemuch more talented than youLaughter is the very best medicine, remember thatwhen your appendix bursts next week
SCORPIO!Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fallscreaming from an open windowWork a little bit harder on improving yourlow self esteem, you stupid freak
SAGITTARIUS!All your friends are laughing behind your back...kill themTake down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnineyou've got hanging in your den
CAPRICORN!The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderfulperson... but you know they're lyingIf I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and nevernever never never never leave my house again
That's your horoscope for todayThat's your horoscope for todayThat's your horoscope for todayThat's your horoscope for today
PISCES!Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virusYou are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter whatthose idiots at work say
ARIES!The look on your face will be priceless when you findthat 40-pound watermelon in your colonTrade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give ahickey to Meryl Streep
TAURUS!You will never find true happiness - what you gonnado, cry about it?The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunchof stuff and then go back to sleep
That's your horoscope for todayThat's your horoscope for todayThat's your horoscope for todayThat's your horoscope for today
GEMINI!Your birthday party will be ruined once again by yourexplosive flatulenceYour love life will run into trouble your fiancehurls a javelin through your chest
CANCER!The position of Jupiter says that you should spend therest of the week face down in the mudTry not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose whiletaking your driver's test
LEO!Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt andstaple it to your boss's face, oh noEat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash itdown with a gallon of strawberry Quik
VIRGO!All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent -except for youExpect a big surprise today when you wind up withyour head impaled upon a stick
That's your horoscope for todayThat's your horoscope for todayThat's your horoscope for todayThat's your horoscope for today
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very leasta bit unlikely that the relative position of the planetsand the stars could have a special deep significance ormeaning that exclusively applies to only you, but letme give you my assurance that these forecasts andpredictions are all based on solid, scientific, documentedevidence, so you would have to be some kind ofmoron not to realize that every single one of them isabsolutely true.
Where was I?
LIBRA!A big promotion is just around the corner for someonemuch more talented than youLaughter is the very best medicine, remember thatwhen your appendix bursts next week
SCORPIO!Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fallscreaming from an open windowWork a little bit harder on improving yourlow self esteem, you stupid freak
SAGITTARIUS!All your friends are laughing behind your back...kill themTake down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnineyou've got hanging in your den
CAPRICORN!The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderfulperson... but you know they're lyingIf I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and nevernever never never never leave my house again
That's your horoscope for todayThat's your horoscope for todayThat's your horoscope for todayThat's your horoscope for today
