Lirik Lagu Jerry Springer - Weird Al Yankovic
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It's been one week since we got to seeCheatin' lovers and cousins that marryFive days since they had the showWith the hermaphrodite, the slut and the crack hoThree days since we heard the taleAbout the guy who learned his woman was a she-maleYesterday it occurred to meThat I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer
Holy cow, d'you see it last week?Well, they had this one freakWho sucker-punched his whole familyDo you recall when the brawlBecame a total free-for-all?And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the refereeHey, see the stripper with the implants?She likes to lap danceAnd date the boyfriend of her motherNow here comes Jerry's next guestAnd it's a slugfest'Cause it's her trailer trash brotherNymphomaniac is back on crackIt's like "When Animals Attack"They all exhibit reprehensible behaviorHit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothesStep on their toes, that's how it goesThey get so violent they have to sign a waiver
They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt and pointin' blameOn the air? They don't care, they've got no shameThere was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strangeWhen he found out that his wife had a sex changeThey have a tendency to scream and yell constantlyThey have a history of ripping off their shirts
It's been one week since they had the fightWith the Siamese twins and the transvestiteFive days since that awful brawlThey still haven't got the blood off the wallIt's been three days since the bitter feudBetween the KKK and that gay Jewish black dudeYesterday, finally dawned on meI'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry Springer
male Springer guest: Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister.female Springer guest: Oh, which one?male Springer guest: All of 'em.female Springer guest: Ah, well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Jake.male Springer guest: Yeah? W-Well, me too! And, I've been sleepin' with your dog Woofie!female Springer guest: Woofie, you bitch! Well I'm also sleepin' with your pet goat!male Springer guest: That goat doesn't love you!
Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin'Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin'Jerry's the king of confrontationHe's a sensationHe puts the 'sin' in syndicationIt's totally worthless, like a bad checkIt's like a train wreckDon't wanna stare, but you can't look awayLike Sally Jesse he does talk showsBut with more weirdosThe ratings jumpin' higher every dayIf you've seen the show, well then you knowIt's just as low as you can goThe guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hygieneAnd pretty soon some ugly goonComes in the room and then it's BOOMIn the face of some unsuspecting drag queen
Well, it's the kind of show where people scream obscenitiesYankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies"Jerry! Jerry!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chantShould I turn off my TV? I just can'tI have a tendency to watch it religiouslyI have a history of taping each one
It's been one week since the show aboutPsycho killers with problems they should work outFive days since the big surpriseWhen some loser's wife said that she's still dating twenty guysThree days since he interviewedA bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nudeYesterday, it occurred to meThat I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry SpringerTired of wastin' my time on that Jerry SpringerI've got way too much class to watch Jerry SpringerCome over here and pull on my finger
Holy cow, d'you see it last week?Well, they had this one freakWho sucker-punched his whole familyDo you recall when the brawlBecame a total free-for-all?And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the refereeHey, see the stripper with the implants?She likes to lap danceAnd date the boyfriend of her motherNow here comes Jerry's next guestAnd it's a slugfest'Cause it's her trailer trash brotherNymphomaniac is back on crackIt's like "When Animals Attack"They all exhibit reprehensible behaviorHit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothesStep on their toes, that's how it goesThey get so violent they have to sign a waiver
They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt and pointin' blameOn the air? They don't care, they've got no shameThere was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strangeWhen he found out that his wife had a sex changeThey have a tendency to scream and yell constantlyThey have a history of ripping off their shirts
It's been one week since they had the fightWith the Siamese twins and the transvestiteFive days since that awful brawlThey still haven't got the blood off the wallIt's been three days since the bitter feudBetween the KKK and that gay Jewish black dudeYesterday, finally dawned on meI'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry Springer
male Springer guest: Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister.female Springer guest: Oh, which one?male Springer guest: All of 'em.female Springer guest: Ah, well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Jake.male Springer guest: Yeah? W-Well, me too! And, I've been sleepin' with your dog Woofie!female Springer guest: Woofie, you bitch! Well I'm also sleepin' with your pet goat!male Springer guest: That goat doesn't love you!
Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin'Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin'Jerry's the king of confrontationHe's a sensationHe puts the 'sin' in syndicationIt's totally worthless, like a bad checkIt's like a train wreckDon't wanna stare, but you can't look awayLike Sally Jesse he does talk showsBut with more weirdosThe ratings jumpin' higher every dayIf you've seen the show, well then you knowIt's just as low as you can goThe guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hygieneAnd pretty soon some ugly goonComes in the room and then it's BOOMIn the face of some unsuspecting drag queen
Well, it's the kind of show where people scream obscenitiesYankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies"Jerry! Jerry!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chantShould I turn off my TV? I just can'tI have a tendency to watch it religiouslyI have a history of taping each one
It's been one week since the show aboutPsycho killers with problems they should work outFive days since the big surpriseWhen some loser's wife said that she's still dating twenty guysThree days since he interviewedA bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nudeYesterday, it occurred to meThat I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry SpringerTired of wastin' my time on that Jerry SpringerI've got way too much class to watch Jerry SpringerCome over here and pull on my finger
