Lirik Lagu Close But No Cigar - Weird Al Yankovic
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TIPS PENCARIAN LIRIK FAVORIT ANDA
ANDA MENGETAHUI JUDUL DAN NAMA PENYANYI
- Ketikkan nama penyanyi dan judul lagu, berikan tanda kutip di judul lagu, misal: Yovie "Menjaga Hati";
- bila tidak berhasil, coba untuk mengilangkan tanda kutip, misal: Yovie Menjaga Hati; atau
- dapat juga dengan mengeklik menu A B C D.., lalu cari berdasarkan nama artis. Yovie dimulai dengan Y, klik Y. Lihat daftar lagu, dan dapatkan yang Anda cari.
ANDA TAK MENGETAHUI JUDUL LAGU, TAPI MENGETAHUI NAMA PENYANYI
- Ketik nama penyanyi, misal: YOVIE, akan muncul banyak halaman, telusuri dan pilih dari halaman-halaman tersebut; atau
- klik menu A B C D E ... berdasarkan nama artis Y, cari Yovie, dan cari lirik yang Anda cari.
ANDA TAK MENGETAHUI JUDUL LAGU, TAPI MENGETAHUI SYAIR
- Ketikkan penggalan syair yang Anda ketahui, misal:
Tanpamu tiada berarti
Tak mampu lagi berdiri
Cahaya kasihmu menuntunku
Kembali dalam dekapan tanganmu - Masukkan kata-kata penting. Misal: tiada berarti berdiri cahaya dekapan.
- Hindari kata-kata yang berkemungkinan memiliki ada dua versi atau lebih. Misal: tanpamu dapat ditulis tanpa mu.
TETAP TIDAK DAPAT MENEMUKAN LIRIK YANG ANDA CARI
- Pilih menu A B C D E ... berdasarkan nama artis atau judul lagu.
- Bila masih tidak dapat menemukan lirik yang Anda cari, mungkin kami bisa membantu Anda. Silakan menghubungi kami.
Jillian was her nameShe was sweeter than aspartameHer kisses reconfigured my DNAAnd after that I never was the same
And I loved her even moreThan Marlon Brando loved souffleShe was gorgeous, she was charmingYeah, she was perfect in every way
Except she was always using the word "infer"When she obviously meant "imply"And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thingBut frankly, I can't imagine why
And I told her, I said"Hey! Are we playing horseshoes, honey?No, I don't think we are!You're close! (Close!)But no cigar!"
Then I met sweet young JanetPrettiest thing on the planetHad a body hotter than a habanjeroShe had lips like a ripe pomegranate
And I was crazy like Manson about herShe got me all choked up like Momma CassShe had a smile so incredibly radiantYou had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass
I thought after all these years of searching aroundI'd found my soulmate finallyBut one day I found OUT she actually owned a copyOf Joe Dirt on DVD
Oh, no! I said"Hey! Are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo?No I don't think we are!You're close! (Close!)Oh, so very close! (Close!)Yeah, baby, you're close! (Close!)So close!But no cigar!"
(Oh, yeah!)(Oh, no!)(Oh, yeah!)(Oh, no!)(Oh, yeah!)(Oh, no!)(ALL RIGHT!)
[Hand claps, trumpet solo]
Julie played water poloShe wore a ribbon on her left manoloShe had me sweating like Nixon every time she was nearMy heart was beating like a Buddy Rif solo
And she was everything I've dreamed ofShe moved right up to #1 on my listAnd did I mention she's a world famous billionareBikini supermodel astrophysicist
Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize TheronLook like a big fat slobbering pigThe only caveat is one of her earlobesWas just a little tiny bit too big
I said"Hey! Are we doing government work here?No I don't think we are!You're close! (Close!)So very, very close! (Close!)Aaw, baby, you're close! (Close!)So close!But no cigar!"
Missed it by that much! (No cigar!)Ah, yeah! Ah, right! (No cigar!)Really, really, really close! (No cigar!)But no cigar!
And I loved her even moreThan Marlon Brando loved souffleShe was gorgeous, she was charmingYeah, she was perfect in every way
Except she was always using the word "infer"When she obviously meant "imply"And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thingBut frankly, I can't imagine why
And I told her, I said"Hey! Are we playing horseshoes, honey?No, I don't think we are!You're close! (Close!)But no cigar!"
Then I met sweet young JanetPrettiest thing on the planetHad a body hotter than a habanjeroShe had lips like a ripe pomegranate
And I was crazy like Manson about herShe got me all choked up like Momma CassShe had a smile so incredibly radiantYou had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass
I thought after all these years of searching aroundI'd found my soulmate finallyBut one day I found OUT she actually owned a copyOf Joe Dirt on DVD
Oh, no! I said"Hey! Are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo?No I don't think we are!You're close! (Close!)Oh, so very close! (Close!)Yeah, baby, you're close! (Close!)So close!But no cigar!"
(Oh, yeah!)(Oh, no!)(Oh, yeah!)(Oh, no!)(Oh, yeah!)(Oh, no!)(ALL RIGHT!)
[Hand claps, trumpet solo]
Julie played water poloShe wore a ribbon on her left manoloShe had me sweating like Nixon every time she was nearMy heart was beating like a Buddy Rif solo
And she was everything I've dreamed ofShe moved right up to #1 on my listAnd did I mention she's a world famous billionareBikini supermodel astrophysicist
Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize TheronLook like a big fat slobbering pigThe only caveat is one of her earlobesWas just a little tiny bit too big
I said"Hey! Are we doing government work here?No I don't think we are!You're close! (Close!)So very, very close! (Close!)Aaw, baby, you're close! (Close!)So close!But no cigar!"
Missed it by that much! (No cigar!)Ah, yeah! Ah, right! (No cigar!)Really, really, really close! (No cigar!)But no cigar!
