Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boat
Kentang tumbuk, kita nggak bisa mendayung, naik perahu saus!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh perahu saus!

Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boat
Kentang tumbuk, kita nggak bisa mendayung, naik perahu saus!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh perahu saus!

Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boat
Kentang tumbuk, kita nggak bisa mendayung, naik perahu saus!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh perahu saus!

[Jamie Madrox]
We run shit like constipation on Ex-Lax
Kami jalani hidup kayak sembelit yang minum Ex-Lax
All up in your pocket like Uncle Sam and the income tax
Selalu ada di saku kamu kayak Paman Sam dan pajak penghasilan
Can you relax when shit is run a mile a minute?
Bisa santai nggak saat semuanya berjalan cepat?
Play the industry like pussy, grab your dick and get up in it
Mainin industri kayak main cewek, pegang alatmu dan masuk ke dalamnya
(Are you in it to win it?)
(Apa kamu di sini untuk menang?)
As we prevail, with shit so obese that it's tipping the scale
Saat kita menang, dengan semua yang berlebihan sampai bikin timbangan goyang
I been to Hell, heavy hot mothafucka walking the Earth since child birth
Aku pernah ke neraka, berat dan panas, jalan di bumi sejak lahir
Never went to school, and when I did, I ate my homework
Nggak pernah sekolah, dan saat melakukannya, aku makan PR ku
Never played a fool, and if I did, I was a poser
Nggak pernah jadi bodoh, dan kalau iya, aku cuma berpura-pura
You can't blame a nerd for trying to get closer
Nggak bisa nyalahin orang nerd yang pengen mendekat
(Now I'm the poster boy!)
(Sekarang aku jadi poster boy!)
For geeks and freaks and chainsaw murderers that seldom ever sleep
Untuk geek, freak, dan pembunuh dengan gergaji yang jarang tidur
They call me Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man cause I was so fat my arms looked like they were sectioned off in rubber bands
Mereka panggil aku Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man karena aku sangat gemuk, lengan ku kayak terikat karet
Would it ever change?
Apakah ini akan pernah berubah?
I prayed and hope it
Aku berdoa dan berharap
Throw a scoop of mash potatos, see the chorus for the gravy boat
Ambil satu sendok kentang tumbuk, lihat refrein untuk perahu saus

Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boat
Kentang tumbuk, kita nggak bisa mendayung, naik perahu saus!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh perahu saus!

Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boat
Kentang tumbuk, kita nggak bisa mendayung, naik perahu saus!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh perahu saus!

Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boat
Kentang tumbuk, kita nggak bisa mendayung, naik perahu saus!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh perahu saus!

[Monoxide Child]
I'm on D!
Aku di D!
Obstruction of justice and all that
Menghalangi keadilan dan semua itu
Fuck the cops, where my mothafucking dogs at?
Bodo amat sama polisi, di mana anjing-anjingku?
Your corner boy with the teddy bear nose, and the fake ass assortment of hoes
Anak sudutmu dengan hidung teddy bear, dan variasi cewek palsu
I'm changing clothes like a true scrub, maybe twice a week
Aku ganti baju kayak orang yang bener, mungkin dua kali seminggu
And smoking weed till my eyeballs bleed
Dan merokok ganja sampai mataku berdarah
Once I hit the Lotto
Begitu aku menang Lotto
Crazy money, millions and G's, and then I split that shit on the trees
Uang gila, jutaan dan G, lalu aku bagi-bagi itu ke pohon
Treat me like the freak I am
Perlakukan aku kayak freak yang aku ini
Don't ever route me on a tour to Japan, I base it all up on my sound scan
Jangan sekali-sekali kirim aku tur ke Jepang, semua berdasarkan pemindaian suaraku
So glad you leave my tastebuds fiending, with a slow jam singing, and some fake thug clinging to ya
Senang banget kamu bikin lidahku ngidam, dengan lagu slow dan beberapa penjahat palsu nempel padamu
I see the gangstas just walk on through, and ain't a mothafucking thing you can do
Aku lihat para gangster lewat, dan nggak ada yang bisa kamu lakukan
Shit, my brain blew out on concrete, but my feet keep moving to another beat
Sial, otakku meledak di beton, tapi kakiku terus bergerak mengikuti irama lain
Like the Jedi Luke Skywalker
Kayak Jedi Luke Skywalker

Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boat
Kentang tumbuk, kita nggak bisa mendayung, naik perahu saus!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh perahu saus!

Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boat
Kentang tumbuk, kita nggak bisa mendayung, naik perahu saus!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh perahu saus!

Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boat
Kentang tumbuk, kita nggak bisa mendayung, naik perahu saus!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh perahu saus!