Alright, so let me get this right, you say it's a motherfucker who come to your house...
Oke, jadi biar aku paham, kamu bilang ada orang brengsek yang datang ke rumahmu...

To your muthafucking house
Ke rumah brengsekmu

And he ain't be trying to rob you?
Dan dia bukan mau merampokmu?

Ah hell no, that's Santa Dawg, you ain't ever heard of Santa?
Ah tidak, itu Santa Dawg, kamu belum pernah denger tentang Santa?

Nuh uh
Nggak

Santa Claus, Saint Nick?
Santa Claus, Saint Nick?

Nah
Nggak

Kris Kringle?
Kris Kringle?

Man nah!
Eh, nggak!

You ain't ever heard of Kris Kringle?
Kamu belum pernah denger tentang Kris Kringle?

Man Hell nah!!
Eh, jelas nggak!!

Look (What?), he come down the chimney in some spots, but some people they ain't got no chimney, so he just come in tha back door, he may have to kick it in though, depending it what hood he in, cause some people be bolting they shit
Lihat (Apa?), dia turun dari cerobong asap di beberapa tempat, tapi ada orang yang nggak punya cerobong, jadi dia masuk lewat pintu belakang, mungkin dia harus mendobraknya, tergantung daerahnya, soalnya ada yang mengunci pintunya

Who?
Siapa?

You know Kwee-Kwee and them down on west 7 mile, you know, be slinging the herb.
Kamu tahu Kwee-Kwee dan temannya di 7 Mile barat, mereka jualan ganja.

Fool, I know who that is, who you talking about kicking in some DOORS?
Bodoh, aku tahu siapa itu, siapa yang kamu maksud mendobrak PINTU?

Santa, SANTA CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho everybody's Jolly
Santa, SANTA CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho semua orang ceria

Oh, you mean the motherfucker who be ringing the bell down in front of Churches' Chicken
Oh, kamu maksud orang brengsek yang bunyikan lonceng di depan Churches' Chicken

Something like that, except he come and he be bringing gifts, it's like religious thing or something
Semacam itu, kecuali dia datang dan membawa hadiah, ini semacam hal religius atau apa gitu

Man, you acting like a sucker believing in that Fishtishish Bullshit!
Eh, kamu bertindak kayak orang bodoh percaya sama omong kosong itu!

Man, I don't even like fish! so, LOOK!
Eh, aku bahkan nggak suka ikan! jadi, LIHAT!

WHAT?
APA?

He's looking at his list
Dia lagi lihat daftarnya

Right
Iya

He's checking it twice
Dia cek dua kali

Right, Right
Iya, Iya

And he gonna know who's naughty or nice
Dan dia bakal tahu siapa yang nakal atau baik

Man, hell nah, so what you saying, this motherfucker work for the FBI? he got a list, what kind of list?
Eh, nggak, jadi apa maksudmu, orang brengsek ini kerja untuk FBI? dia punya daftar, daftar apa?

I mean, it's kinda like that, it ain't really a list like that, I mean its Christmas list, you know like gifts and stuff... remember when you was and you wanting Space Invaders for the 5200 back in '86? (yea), and then nobody got it for you? (uh huh), cause you wasn't right, Santa was like Fuck that, I ain't bringing him shit, I'mah gonna bring my homie Lil Poot erythang.
Maksudku, semacam itu, bukan daftar seperti itu, maksudku ini daftar Natal, kamu tahu seperti hadiah dan segala macam... ingat waktu kamu pengen Space Invaders untuk 5200 di tahun '86? (iya), dan nggak ada yang ngasih itu ke kamu? (uh huh), karena kamu nggak baik, Santa bilang, "Bodo amat, aku nggak bawa apa-apa untuk dia, aku mau bawa temanku Lil Poot segalanya."

Well fuck SANTA, and fuck you
Ya udah, sialan SANTA, dan sialan kamu

Man fuck you man, you don't be dissing no Santa Claus, dawg
Eh, sialan kamu, jangan meremehkan Santa Claus, bro

I don't be beliving in that shit, that shit ain't even real, man you acting like a little sucker beliving in some old Santa Claus shit
Aku nggak percaya sama itu, itu bahkan nggak nyata, eh kamu bertindak kayak orang bodoh percaya sama cerita Santa Claus tua

Man, SANTA for life fool
Eh, SANTA seumur hidup, bodoh

*have you been a good boy this year? if not I'm gonna split your fucking head!"
*apa kamu sudah jadi anak baik tahun ini? kalau tidak, aku akan pecahkan kepalamu!"

[Monoxide]
With so much Drama in the D-E-T
Dengan begitu banyak drama di D-E-T

It's kinda hard putting trimin's on my Christmas Tree
Agak sulit menambahkan hiasan di pohon Natalku

But, I some how, some way
Tapi, entah bagaimana, aku tetap bisa

Keep coming up with fresh ass tinsel just to drizzle on the way
Terus mendapatkan hiasan baru untuk dipasang

May I, wrap another gift, so that I, can sneak up in your house in the bedroom
Bolehkah aku membungkus hadiah lagi, supaya aku bisa menyelinap ke rumahmu di kamar tidur

Everybody tripping, roasting chestnuts, waiting on Santa to come
Semua orang ribut, memanggang kastanye, menunggu Santa datang

I got Blaze in the living room drinking Egg-Nog
Aku punya Blaze di ruang tamu minum Egg-Nog

Jamie's in the kitchen and he's rollin the bomb
Jamie di dapur dan dia lagi ngeroll ganja

I got Little Eric Loder dressed up like a Elf
Aku punya Little Eric Loder berdandan seperti peri

And, all they keep saying is "go fuck yourself"
Dan, semua yang mereka katakan adalah "sialan kamu sendiri"

So, turn off the lights and close the doors
Jadi, matikan lampu dan tutup pintunya

Man for what? Santa Claus Hoe
Eh, buat apa? Santa Claus, sialan

And, we gonna blow ounce with him
Dan, kita akan ngerokok bareng dia

G's up, hoes down, I got Santa Claus high as shit
G's angkat, cewek-cewek turun, aku bikin Santa Claus mabuk parah

Sitting by the tree sipping Egg-Nog.
Duduk di samping pohon sambil minum Egg-Nog.

Waiting on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.
Menunggu hadiah Natal....Egg-Nog.

With my Mind on my presents
Dengan pikiranku tentang hadiahku

And my presents on my mind
Dan hadiahku ada di pikiranku

Sitting by the tree sipping Egg-Nog
Duduk di samping pohon sambil minum Egg-Nog

Waiting on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog
Menunggu hadiah Natal....Egg-Nog

With my mind on my presents
Dengan pikiranku tentang hadiahku

And my presents on my mind
Dan hadiahku ada di pikiranku

[Madrox]
Mixing Egg-Nog and Gin
Mencampur Egg-Nog dan Gin

Everybody got their cups but they ain't chipped in
Semua orang punya gelas tapi mereka nggak nyumbang

Well I called up Blaze told him, cop a dime
Aku telepon Blaze bilang, beli ganja seharga sepuluh dolar

He said him and Anybody coming through at nine
Dia bilang dia dan Anyone datang jam sembilan

See everything is fine, cause I'm feeling all Christmassy
Lihat semuanya baik-baik saja, karena aku merasa sangat Natalan

And I'm standing right next to the Christmas tree
Dan aku berdiri tepat di samping pohon Natal

Seeing the blinking lights made me sick
Melihat lampu berkedip bikin aku mual

But I always decorate every year for Saint Nick
Tapi aku selalu mendekorasi setiap tahun untuk Saint Nick

So, there ain't no chance he gonna pass me up
Jadi, nggak ada kemungkinan dia akan melewatkanku

Got some Cocoa in a cup and some Hydro in a blunt
Ada cokelat panas di gelas dan ganja di rokoknya

That I am gonna smoke with Santa Claus
Yang akan aku hisap bareng Santa Claus

Get him all shit-faced till the break of dawn
Bikin dia mabuk sampai pagi

And, watch him fly off in the night
Dan, lihat dia terbang di malam hari

Hey thanks for the presents, I hope you make it home alright
Eh terima kasih untuk hadiahnya, semoga kamu sampai di rumah dengan selamat

Before he left he said "Hey, Listen Bro"
Sebelum dia pergi dia bilang "Eh, Dengar Bro"

"You're the first stop I made, I gotta billion more to go".
"Kamu adalah pemberhentian pertama yang aku buat, masih ada miliaran lagi yang harus dilakukan".

Sitting by the tree sipping Egg-Nog.
Duduk di samping pohon sambil minum Egg-Nog.

Waiting on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.
Menunggu hadiah Natal....Egg-Nog.

With my Mind on my presents
Dengan pikiranku tentang hadiahku

And my presents on my mind
Dan hadiahku ada di pikiranku

Sitting by the tree sipping Egg-Nog
Duduk di samping pohon sambil minum Egg-Nog

Waiting on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog
Menunggu hadiah Natal....Egg-Nog

With my mind on my presents
Dengan pikiranku tentang hadiahku

And my presents on my mind
Dan hadiahku ada di pikiranku

Sitting by the tree sipping Egg-Nog.
Duduk di samping pohon sambil minum Egg-Nog.

Waiting on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.
Menunggu hadiah Natal....Egg-Nog.

With my Mind on my presents
Dengan pikiranku tentang hadiahku

And my presents on my mind
Dan hadiahku ada di pikiranku

Shit If I would of known we was getting shit for free
Sialan, seandainya aku tahu kita dapat barang gratis

I would have pulled my dick out!
Aku pasti sudah mengeluarkan alat kelaminku!