Lirik Lagu A Very Twiztid Christmas - Twiztid
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Alright, so let me get this right, you say it's a motherfucker who come to your house...
To your muthafucking house
And he ain't be trying to rob you?
Ah hell no, that's Santa Dawg, you ain't ever heard of Santa?
Nuh uh
Santa Claus, Saint Nick?
Nah
Kris Kringle?
Man nah!
You ain't ever heard of Kris Kringle?
Man Hell nah!!
Look (What?), he come down the chimney in some spots, but some people they ain't got no chimney, so he just come in tha back dooor, he may have to kick it in though, depending it what hood he in, cause some people be bolting they shit
Who?
You know Kwee-Kwee and them down on west 7 mile, you know, be slinging the herb.
Fool, I know who that is, who you talking about kicking in some DOORS?
Santa, SANTA CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho everybody's Jolly
Oh, you mean the motherfucker who be ringing the bell down in front of Churches' Chicken
Something like that, except he come and he be bringing gifts, it's like religious thing or something
Man, you acting like a sucker believing in that Fishtishish Bullshit!
Man, I don't even like fish! so, LOOK!
WHAT?
He's looking at his list
Right
He's checking it twice
Right, Right
And he gonna know who's naughty or nice
Man, hell nah, so what you saying, this motherfucker work for the FBI? he got a list, what kind of list?
I mean, it's kinda like that,it ain't really a list like that,I mean its Christmas list, you know like gifts and stuff... remember when you was and you wanting Space Invaders for the 5200 back in '86? (yea), and then nobody got it for you? (uh huh), cause you wasn't right, Santa was like Fuck that, I ain't bringing him shit, I'mah gonna bring my homie Lil Poot erythang.
Well fuck SANTA, and fuck you
Man fuck you man, you don't be dissing no Santa Claus, dawg
I don't be beliving in that shit, that shit ain't even real, man you acting like a little sucker beliving in some old Santa Claus shit
Man, SANTA for life fool
*have you been a good boy this year? if not I'm gonna split your fucking head!"
[Monoxide]With so much Drama in the D-E-TIt's kinda hard putting trimin's on my Christmas TreeBut, I some how, some wayKeep coming up with fresh ass tinsel just to drizzle on the wayMay I, wrap another gift, so that I, can sneek up in your house in the bedroomEverybody tripping, roasting chestnuts, waiting on Santa to comeI got Blaze in the living room drinking Egg-NogJamie's in the kitchen and he's rollin the bombI got Little Eric Loder dressed up like a ElfAnd, all they keep saying is "go fuck yourself"So, turn off the lights and close the doorsMan for what? Santa Claus HoeAnd, we gonna blow ounce with himG's up, hoes down, I got Santa Claus high as shit
Sitting by the tree sipping Egg-Nog.Waiting on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.With my Mind on my presentsAnd my presents on my mindSitting by the tree sipping Egg-NogWaiting on Christmas gifts....Egg-NogWith my mind on my presentsAnd my presents on my mind
[Madrox]Mixing Egg-Nog and GinEverybody got their cups but they ain't chiped inWell i called up Blaze told him, cop a dimeHe said him and Anybody coming through at nineSee everything is fine, cause I'm feeling all ChristmassyAnd I'm standing right next to the Christmas treeSeeing the blinking lights made me sickBut I always decorate every year for Saint NickSo, there ain't no chance he gonna pass me upGot some Cocoa in a cup and some Hydro in a bluntThat I am gonna smoke with Santa ClausGet him all shit-faced till the break of dawnAnd, watch him fly off in the nightHey thanks for the presents, I hope you make it home alrightBefore he left he said "Hey, Listen Bro""Your the first stop i made, i gotta billion more to go".
Sitting by the tree sipping Egg-Nog.Waiting on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.With my Mind on my presentsAnd my presents on my mindSitting by the tree sipping Egg-NogWaiting on Christmas gifts....Egg-NogWith my mind on my presentsAnd my presents on my mind
[Monoxide]Later on Christmas DayMy homie Violent JCame through with a gift for meAnd a dope ass fruit cake "aight dawg,"With a phat ass joint with blue cotsthat make ya choke, with some bud, ain't no jokeHad to take a step back, sit my Egg-Nog down, knocking Rum and cotI'm fucked up now, but ain't no body clap, the presents are wrappedShaggy's style through with a 40 in a sac "roll it up"Smoke with Santa, break with the elvesThey supposed to stop by at a half past twelve
Sitting by the tree sipping Egg-Nog.Waiting on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.With my Mind on my presentsAnd my presents on my mindSitting by the tree sipping Egg-NogWaiting on Christmas gifts....Egg-NogWith my mind on my presentsAnd my presents on my mind
Sitting by the tree sipping Egg-Nog.Waiting on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.With my Mind on my presentsAnd my presents on my mindSitting by the tree sipping Egg-NogWaiting on Christmas gifts....Egg-NogWith my mind on my presentsAnd my presents on my mind
Shit If I would of known we was getting shit for freeI would have pulled my dick out!
To your muthafucking house
And he ain't be trying to rob you?
Ah hell no, that's Santa Dawg, you ain't ever heard of Santa?
Nuh uh
Santa Claus, Saint Nick?
Nah
Kris Kringle?
Man nah!
You ain't ever heard of Kris Kringle?
Man Hell nah!!
Look (What?), he come down the chimney in some spots, but some people they ain't got no chimney, so he just come in tha back dooor, he may have to kick it in though, depending it what hood he in, cause some people be bolting they shit
Who?
You know Kwee-Kwee and them down on west 7 mile, you know, be slinging the herb.
Fool, I know who that is, who you talking about kicking in some DOORS?
Santa, SANTA CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho everybody's Jolly
Oh, you mean the motherfucker who be ringing the bell down in front of Churches' Chicken
Something like that, except he come and he be bringing gifts, it's like religious thing or something
Man, you acting like a sucker believing in that Fishtishish Bullshit!
Man, I don't even like fish! so, LOOK!
WHAT?
He's looking at his list
Right
He's checking it twice
Right, Right
And he gonna know who's naughty or nice
Man, hell nah, so what you saying, this motherfucker work for the FBI? he got a list, what kind of list?
I mean, it's kinda like that,it ain't really a list like that,I mean its Christmas list, you know like gifts and stuff... remember when you was and you wanting Space Invaders for the 5200 back in '86? (yea), and then nobody got it for you? (uh huh), cause you wasn't right, Santa was like Fuck that, I ain't bringing him shit, I'mah gonna bring my homie Lil Poot erythang.
Well fuck SANTA, and fuck you
Man fuck you man, you don't be dissing no Santa Claus, dawg
I don't be beliving in that shit, that shit ain't even real, man you acting like a little sucker beliving in some old Santa Claus shit
Man, SANTA for life fool
*have you been a good boy this year? if not I'm gonna split your fucking head!"
[Monoxide]With so much Drama in the D-E-TIt's kinda hard putting trimin's on my Christmas TreeBut, I some how, some wayKeep coming up with fresh ass tinsel just to drizzle on the wayMay I, wrap another gift, so that I, can sneek up in your house in the bedroomEverybody tripping, roasting chestnuts, waiting on Santa to comeI got Blaze in the living room drinking Egg-NogJamie's in the kitchen and he's rollin the bombI got Little Eric Loder dressed up like a ElfAnd, all they keep saying is "go fuck yourself"So, turn off the lights and close the doorsMan for what? Santa Claus HoeAnd, we gonna blow ounce with himG's up, hoes down, I got Santa Claus high as shit
Sitting by the tree sipping Egg-Nog.Waiting on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.With my Mind on my presentsAnd my presents on my mindSitting by the tree sipping Egg-NogWaiting on Christmas gifts....Egg-NogWith my mind on my presentsAnd my presents on my mind
[Madrox]Mixing Egg-Nog and GinEverybody got their cups but they ain't chiped inWell i called up Blaze told him, cop a dimeHe said him and Anybody coming through at nineSee everything is fine, cause I'm feeling all ChristmassyAnd I'm standing right next to the Christmas treeSeeing the blinking lights made me sickBut I always decorate every year for Saint NickSo, there ain't no chance he gonna pass me upGot some Cocoa in a cup and some Hydro in a bluntThat I am gonna smoke with Santa ClausGet him all shit-faced till the break of dawnAnd, watch him fly off in the nightHey thanks for the presents, I hope you make it home alrightBefore he left he said "Hey, Listen Bro""Your the first stop i made, i gotta billion more to go".
Sitting by the tree sipping Egg-Nog.Waiting on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.With my Mind on my presentsAnd my presents on my mindSitting by the tree sipping Egg-NogWaiting on Christmas gifts....Egg-NogWith my mind on my presentsAnd my presents on my mind
[Monoxide]Later on Christmas DayMy homie Violent JCame through with a gift for meAnd a dope ass fruit cake "aight dawg,"With a phat ass joint with blue cotsthat make ya choke, with some bud, ain't no jokeHad to take a step back, sit my Egg-Nog down, knocking Rum and cotI'm fucked up now, but ain't no body clap, the presents are wrappedShaggy's style through with a 40 in a sac "roll it up"Smoke with Santa, break with the elvesThey supposed to stop by at a half past twelve
Sitting by the tree sipping Egg-Nog.Waiting on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.With my Mind on my presentsAnd my presents on my mindSitting by the tree sipping Egg-NogWaiting on Christmas gifts....Egg-NogWith my mind on my presentsAnd my presents on my mind
Sitting by the tree sipping Egg-Nog.Waiting on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.With my Mind on my presentsAnd my presents on my mindSitting by the tree sipping Egg-NogWaiting on Christmas gifts....Egg-NogWith my mind on my presentsAnd my presents on my mind
Shit If I would of known we was getting shit for freeI would have pulled my dick out!
