Lirik Lagu Vasectomy - The Limeliters
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TIPS PENCARIAN LIRIK FAVORIT ANDA
ANDA MENGETAHUI JUDUL DAN NAMA PENYANYI
- Ketikkan nama penyanyi dan judul lagu, berikan tanda kutip di judul lagu, misal: Yovie "Menjaga Hati";
- bila tidak berhasil, coba untuk mengilangkan tanda kutip, misal: Yovie Menjaga Hati; atau
- dapat juga dengan mengeklik menu A B C D.., lalu cari berdasarkan nama artis. Yovie dimulai dengan Y, klik Y. Lihat daftar lagu, dan dapatkan yang Anda cari.
ANDA TAK MENGETAHUI JUDUL LAGU, TAPI MENGETAHUI NAMA PENYANYI
- Ketik nama penyanyi, misal: YOVIE, akan muncul banyak halaman, telusuri dan pilih dari halaman-halaman tersebut; atau
- klik menu A B C D E ... berdasarkan nama artis Y, cari Yovie, dan cari lirik yang Anda cari.
ANDA TAK MENGETAHUI JUDUL LAGU, TAPI MENGETAHUI SYAIR
- Ketikkan penggalan syair yang Anda ketahui, misal:
Tanpamu tiada berarti
Tak mampu lagi berdiri
Cahaya kasihmu menuntunku
Kembali dalam dekapan tanganmu - Masukkan kata-kata penting. Misal: tiada berarti berdiri cahaya dekapan.
- Hindari kata-kata yang berkemungkinan memiliki ada dua versi atau lebih. Misal: tanpamu dapat ditulis tanpa mu.
TETAP TIDAK DAPAT MENEMUKAN LIRIK YANG ANDA CARI
- Pilih menu A B C D E ... berdasarkan nama artis atau judul lagu.
- Bila masih tidak dapat menemukan lirik yang Anda cari, mungkin kami bisa membantu Anda. Silakan menghubungi kami.
Well, I went to see my Doctor,I said, "Doc, I can't pay my bills!The rent's all spent,The truck's got a dent,And I think I'm gettin' the chillsFrom being forced to sleep alone,You see this house just ain't no home,I can't afford no kids,My life is on the skids,'Cause my woman says"Leave me alone,Unless you get a vasectomy!You ought to get a vasectomy!Just one little male alterationCan keep us from another altercation!Get a vasectomy!You ought to get a vasectomy!Oh what a vas deferens there could be!"
Well, the next thing I know,I'm laying on a tableWith a light shinin' in my eyes!They strapped my wrists,They strapped my ankles,And they double-strapped my thighs!
The nurses were a gigglin'And I was a wigglin',Most uncomfortably,When the Doc walked in,With a perverted grin,And here's what he said to me:
"It only hurtsFor a little while,That's what they tell me,That's what they say!"
Oooeeeiy! Ooooh! Aiiiy Oh!
Well, it's two weeks later,And I feel a little better,My mind is more at ease.The rent's still spent,The truck's got a dent,But my woman's no longer a tease!
And even down at the office,There is a lot more interest in me,The girls all grin when I walk in!And brother, they mean to pleaseA man with a vasectomy,You ought to get a vasectomy!Like a sun-kissed orange,I've been squeezed,'Cause its all juice and there's no seed!
Well, a vasedctomy!You ought to get a vasectomy!Oh what a vas deferens!It's beginnin' to make a little sense!Oh what a vas deferens there could...'
Here is the part that I like the most,It takes the danger out of bein' close!
Oh what a vas deferens there could..
They snip those little suckers right in twoAnd clamp 'em of with super-glue!
Oh what a vas deferens there could be!
Well, the next thing I know,I'm laying on a tableWith a light shinin' in my eyes!They strapped my wrists,They strapped my ankles,And they double-strapped my thighs!
The nurses were a gigglin'And I was a wigglin',Most uncomfortably,When the Doc walked in,With a perverted grin,And here's what he said to me:
"It only hurtsFor a little while,That's what they tell me,That's what they say!"
Oooeeeiy! Ooooh! Aiiiy Oh!
Well, it's two weeks later,And I feel a little better,My mind is more at ease.The rent's still spent,The truck's got a dent,But my woman's no longer a tease!
And even down at the office,There is a lot more interest in me,The girls all grin when I walk in!And brother, they mean to pleaseA man with a vasectomy,You ought to get a vasectomy!Like a sun-kissed orange,I've been squeezed,'Cause its all juice and there's no seed!
Well, a vasedctomy!You ought to get a vasectomy!Oh what a vas deferens!It's beginnin' to make a little sense!Oh what a vas deferens there could...'
Here is the part that I like the most,It takes the danger out of bein' close!
Oh what a vas deferens there could..
They snip those little suckers right in twoAnd clamp 'em of with super-glue!
Oh what a vas deferens there could be!
