We've all heard of Rudolf
Kita semua sudah mendengar tentang Rudolf
and his shiny nose,
dan hidungnya yang berkilau,
And we all know Frosty,
Dan kita semua tahu tentang Frosty,
Who's made out of snow,
Yang terbuat dari salju,
But all of those stories seem kind of, gay.
Tapi semua cerita itu terasa agak, aneh.
Cause we all know who
Karena kita semua tahu siapa
brightens up our holiday.....
yang membuat liburan kita lebih ceria.....

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo,
Mr. Hankey, si kotoran Natal,
small and brown,
kecil dan cokelat,
he comes from you.
dia berasal darimu.
Sit on the toilet, here he comes,
Duduk di toilet, dia datang,
squeeze between your festive buns.
terjepit di antara pantatmu yang meriah.
A present from down below.
Sebuah hadiah dari bawah.
Spreading joy with a Howdy Ho!.
Menyebarkan kebahagiaan dengan Howdy Ho!.
He's seen the love inside of you
Dia melihat cinta di dalam dirimu
because he's a piece of poo!
karena dia adalah sepotong kotoran!
Sometimes he's nutty.
Kadang dia konyol.
Sometimes he's corny.
Kadang dia garing.
He could be brown or greenish-brown.
Dia bisa berwarna cokelat atau cokelat kehijauan.
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve,
Tapi jika kamu makan serat di malam Natal,
he might come to your town....................
dia mungkin akan datang ke kotamu....................
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo,
Mr. Hankey, si kotoran Natal,
He loves me, I love you.
Dia mencintaiku, aku mencintaimu.
therefore by carelessly,
Oleh karena itu dengan sembarangan,
he loves you..........
dia juga mencintaimu..........
I can make a Mr. Hankey too! pnnffttt!!!!................
Aku juga bisa bikin Mr. Hankey! pnnffttt!!!!................
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Well Kyle, where is he?
Nah Kyle, dia di mana?
ehhhhh, he's coming...
ehhhhh, dia datang...
Common dude push!....
Ayo bro dorong!....
Ehhhhh, I'm trying!
Ehhhhh, aku sedang berusaha!
Wait a minute, I can see his head!
Tunggu sebentar, aku bisa melihat kepalanya!
Ehhhhhh, HERE HE COMES!
Ehhhhhh, DIA DATANG!
Pleurt. Howdy Ho!!!
Pleurt. Howdy Ho!!!

I'm Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo.
Aku Mr. Hankey, si kotoran Natal.
Seasons greetings to all of you.
Salam musim untuk kalian semua.
Lets sing songs and dance and play!
Mari kita bernyanyi, berdansa, dan bermain!
Now before I melt away.
Sekarang sebelum aku meleleh.
Here's a game I like to play.
Ini permainan yang aku suka.
Stick me in your mouth and try to say,
Masukkan aku ke dalam mulutmu dan coba katakan,
Howdy Ho Ho yum yum yum!
Howdy Ho Ho yum yum yum!
Christmas time has come!
Waktu Natal telah tiba!

Sometimes he's runny.
Kadang dia encer.
Sometimes he's burnt.
Kadang dia gosong.
Sometimes he's practically water!
Kadang dia hampir seperti air!
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
Kadang dia menggantung di ujung pantatmu
and won't fall in the toilet,
dan tidak jatuh ke toilet,
cause he's just clinging to your swinger,
karena dia hanya menggantung di pantatmu,
and he won't drop off and say shake your ass around
dan dia tidak akan jatuh dan bilang goyangkan pantatmu
And try to get it to drop in the toilet,
Dan coba buat dia jatuh ke toilet,
and finally it does!!!
dan akhirnya dia jatuh!!!

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo.
Mr. Hankey, si kotoran Natal.
If Christmas leaves,
Jika Natal pergi,
He must leave too!
Dia juga harus pergi!
Flush him down but he's never gone!
Buang dia ke toilet tapi dia tidak pernah hilang!
.....His smell and his spirit linger oooooooonnnnnnnnnnn!
.....Baunya dan semangatnya tetap ada oooooooonnnnnnnnnnn!
HOWDY HO!!!
HOWDY HO!!!