[Kita semua sudah mendengar tentang Rudolph dan hidungnya yang berkilau..]
And we all know frosty who's made out of snow..
[Dan kita semua tahu tentang Frosty yang terbuat dari salju..]
But all of those stories seem kind of, Gay..
[Tapi semua cerita itu terasa agak, aneh..]
Cos we all know who brightens up our holiday..
[Karena kita semua tahu siapa yang membuat liburan kita lebih ceria..]
Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo
[Mr. Hankey, Si Kotoran Natal]
Small and Brown, he comes from you
[Kecil dan Cokelat, dia berasal dari kamu]
Sit on the toilet, here he comes
[Duduk di toilet, dia datang]
Squeeze him tween your festive buns!
[Peras dia di antara bokongmu yang meriah!]
A present from down below
[Sebuah hadiah dari bawah]
Spreading joy with a 'howdy ho'!
[Menyebarkan kebahagiaan dengan 'hai ho'!]
He's seen the love inside of you
[Dia melihat cinta di dalam dirimu]
Cos he's a piece of poo!
[Karena dia adalah sepotong kotoran!]
Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny
[Kadang dia konyol, kadang dia nyeleneh]
He can be brown, or greenish-brown
[Dia bisa berwarna cokelat, atau cokelat kehijauan]
But if you eat fibre on Christmas Eve
[Tapi jika kamu makan serat di Malam Natal]
He might come to your town..
[Dia mungkin akan datang ke kotamu..]
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
[Mr. Hankey Si Kotoran Natal]
He loves me, I love you
[Dia mencintaiku, aku mencintaimu]
Therefore vicariously, he loves you
[Karena secara tidak langsung, dia juga mencintaimu]
'I can make a Mr Hankey too'!
[Aku juga bisa membuat Mr. Hankey!]
Cartman: 'Well Kyle, where is he?'
[Cartman: 'Nah Kyle, di mana dia?']
Kyle: 'Uh, he's coming..'
[Kyle: 'Uh, dia datang..']
Stan: 'Come on dude, Push!'
[Stan: 'Ayo bro, Dorong!']
Kyle: 'I'm trying'
[Kyle: 'Aku sedang berusaha']
Cartman: 'Wait Wait! I can see his head'
[Cartman: 'Tunggu Tunggu! Aku bisa melihat kepalanya']
Kyle: 'Here he comes..'
[Kyle: 'Dia datang..']
Mr Hankey: 'HOWDY HO!'
[Mr. Hankey: 'HAI HO!']
I'm Mr Hankey, the Christmas poo..
[Aku Mr. Hankey, si kotoran Natal..]
Seasons greetings to all of you..
[Salam musim untuk kalian semua..]
Lets sing songs, and dance, and play..
[Ayo nyanyi lagu, dan menari, dan bermain..]
Now, before I melt away..
[Sekarang, sebelum aku meleleh..]
Here's a game I like to play..
[Ini ada permainan yang aku suka mainkan..]
Stick me in your mouth and try to say..
[Masukkan aku ke mulutmu dan coba katakan..]
'Howdy ho ho, yum yum yum
[‘Hai ho ho, yum yum yum]
Christmas time has come!'
[Waktu Natal telah tiba!’]
Sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's firm
[Kadang dia encer, kadang dia padat]
Sometimes he practically water..
[Kadang dia hampir seperti air..]
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
[Kadang dia menggantung di ujung pantatmu]
And wont fall in the toilet,
[Dan tidak mau jatuh ke toilet,]
cos he's just clinging to your sphincter
[karena dia hanya menggantung di sfingtermu]
And he wont drop off, and so you shake your ass around..
[Dan dia tidak mau jatuh, jadi kamu goyang-goyang pantatmu..]
And try to get it to drop in the toilet
[Dan berusaha agar dia jatuh ke toilet]
And finally it does..
[Dan akhirnya dia jatuh..]
Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
[Mr. Hankey Si Kotoran Natal]
Christmas leaves, he must leave too..
[Natal pergi, dia juga harus pergi..]
Flush him down, but he's never gone,
[Buang dia, tapi dia tidak pernah hilang,]
His smell and his spirit lingers on.
[Baunya dan semangatnya tetap ada.]
Howdy ho!
[Hai ho!]




















