Lirik Lagu Erik The Awful - Ray Stevens
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Way back in history along the Nordic coastthat was the sound all the people feared the mostIt would echo thru the night up and down the foggy fj-ordIt was Erik and the bloodthirsty Horde!
Chorus: Erik the Awful, the Brutal and TenaciousErik the Awful, the Ruthless and CourageousSubtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social GracesYou can run, but you cannot hide!
YES! And as the oars of the sleek, fierce Viking ship cut thru the water likeknives thru the fog-shrouded Nordic sea, transporting the wild, maraudingband of Viking heathens stealthily towards their unsuspecting, slumberingvictims, there he stood, on the foredeck, Erik the Awful, the wildest,bloodthirstiest Viking of them all!
(his Momma named him Erik 'cause she couldn't spell AHHGGGRRRFFFFLLLLQQHH!)
He had a hairy head, a hairy face, hairy chest, hairy legs, hairy boots and ahairy hat, shaped like a big bullet with horns comin' out the sides.....andonce he started after ya he'd NEVER stop!He'd turn to his oarsmen in his 37 oared fj-ord and he'd say: "MORDEN BORDENFJORDEN GORDEN!" which was Viking for:
"YA-HOO!!!!!, RAVAGE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER,MAIM AND PUT BIG HICKEYS ON ALL THEM FAIR DAMSELS!"
Chorus: And it was Erik the Awful, the Brutal and TenaciousErik the Awful, mercy sakes! and goodness gracious!His appetite for slaughter was simply voraciousYou gotta sleep with your sneakers by your side!
YES! And when the villagers heard that awful battle-cry:
* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *
That's the one! They would run for their lives, fleeing over hills andthru valleys to the river, whereupon they would walk mid-stream for 37 and 1/2miles, climbing out on the low-lying branch, shinnying down a young saplingonto rocky ground and leaping from stone to stone until they arrived one weeklater at a secret cave 97 miles away, and as they sat down for the first timeto catch their breath, outside they heard:
"YA-HOOOO!!!! MORDEN BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"
Chorus: Yes, it was Erik the Awful, the Brutal and TenaciousErik the Awful, turned up in the darndest placesSubtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social GracesYou can run, but you cannot hide!
OH! And this time they cut south to Paris, bought tickets on the OrientExpress to Istanbul, hired a U-Haul to the Coast, jumped a Greek freighteracross the Mediterranian Sea to MON-golia, hooked up with a camel caravan intothe heart of the Gobi Desert, and as they paused at an oasis, to lift onehandful of cool water to their parched lips, over their shoulder they heard:
"YA-HOOOO!!!! MORDEN BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"
They fled to Calcutta!* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *
They fled to the Himalayas!* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *
Tokyo!* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *
Toronto!* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *
Toledo and Heyhailea, Georgia.....* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *
But it was no use! They finally succumbed to a savage plundering andpillaging followed by a big hickey party on the outskirts of what is nowWashington, DC, where the decendants of Erik can still be found today,working as Special Agents for the IRS!
Erik later amassed a small fortune posing for Molly Hatchet album covers,and did stuntwork for Arnold Schwartzenegger in Conan the Barbarian! He alsowon an Academy Award for his dual role as a train wreck and his tenderportrayal of King Kong's daddy! Oh, you might remember the end of that one:there wasn't a dry eye in the house when he married the Empire State Building.And who could forget the evening he ate the entire Kingdom of the East?With no sugar?
Chorus: Erik the Awful, the Brutal and TenaciousErik the Awful, the Hungry and VoraciousSubtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social GracesYou can run but you cannot hide!
* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *
Chorus: Erik the Awful, the Brutal and TenaciousErik the Awful, the Ruthless and CourageousSubtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social GracesYou can run, but you cannot hide!
YES! And as the oars of the sleek, fierce Viking ship cut thru the water likeknives thru the fog-shrouded Nordic sea, transporting the wild, maraudingband of Viking heathens stealthily towards their unsuspecting, slumberingvictims, there he stood, on the foredeck, Erik the Awful, the wildest,bloodthirstiest Viking of them all!
(his Momma named him Erik 'cause she couldn't spell AHHGGGRRRFFFFLLLLQQHH!)
He had a hairy head, a hairy face, hairy chest, hairy legs, hairy boots and ahairy hat, shaped like a big bullet with horns comin' out the sides.....andonce he started after ya he'd NEVER stop!He'd turn to his oarsmen in his 37 oared fj-ord and he'd say: "MORDEN BORDENFJORDEN GORDEN!" which was Viking for:
"YA-HOO!!!!!, RAVAGE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER,MAIM AND PUT BIG HICKEYS ON ALL THEM FAIR DAMSELS!"
Chorus: And it was Erik the Awful, the Brutal and TenaciousErik the Awful, mercy sakes! and goodness gracious!His appetite for slaughter was simply voraciousYou gotta sleep with your sneakers by your side!
YES! And when the villagers heard that awful battle-cry:
* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *
That's the one! They would run for their lives, fleeing over hills andthru valleys to the river, whereupon they would walk mid-stream for 37 and 1/2miles, climbing out on the low-lying branch, shinnying down a young saplingonto rocky ground and leaping from stone to stone until they arrived one weeklater at a secret cave 97 miles away, and as they sat down for the first timeto catch their breath, outside they heard:
"YA-HOOOO!!!! MORDEN BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"
Chorus: Yes, it was Erik the Awful, the Brutal and TenaciousErik the Awful, turned up in the darndest placesSubtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social GracesYou can run, but you cannot hide!
OH! And this time they cut south to Paris, bought tickets on the OrientExpress to Istanbul, hired a U-Haul to the Coast, jumped a Greek freighteracross the Mediterranian Sea to MON-golia, hooked up with a camel caravan intothe heart of the Gobi Desert, and as they paused at an oasis, to lift onehandful of cool water to their parched lips, over their shoulder they heard:
"YA-HOOOO!!!! MORDEN BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"
They fled to Calcutta!* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *
They fled to the Himalayas!* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *
Tokyo!* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *
Toronto!* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *
Toledo and Heyhailea, Georgia.....* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *
But it was no use! They finally succumbed to a savage plundering andpillaging followed by a big hickey party on the outskirts of what is nowWashington, DC, where the decendants of Erik can still be found today,working as Special Agents for the IRS!
Erik later amassed a small fortune posing for Molly Hatchet album covers,and did stuntwork for Arnold Schwartzenegger in Conan the Barbarian! He alsowon an Academy Award for his dual role as a train wreck and his tenderportrayal of King Kong's daddy! Oh, you might remember the end of that one:there wasn't a dry eye in the house when he married the Empire State Building.And who could forget the evening he ate the entire Kingdom of the East?With no sugar?
Chorus: Erik the Awful, the Brutal and TenaciousErik the Awful, the Hungry and VoraciousSubtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social GracesYou can run but you cannot hide!
* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *
