Seven o'clock in the morning
Pukul tujuh pagi
And the rays from the sun wakes me
Dan sinar matahari membangunkanku
I'm stretchin' and yawnin'
Aku meregangkan tubuh dan menguap
In a bed that don't belong to me
Di tempat tidur yang bukan milikku
And a voice yells, "Good morning, darlin', from the bathroom
Dan sebuah suara memanggil, "Selamat pagi, sayang," dari kamar mandi
Then she comes out and kisses me
Lalu dia keluar dan menciumku
And to my surprise, she ain't you
Dan yang mengejutkanku, dia bukan kamu

Now I've got this dumb look on my face
Sekarang aku punya ekspresi bodoh di wajahku
Like, what have I done?
Seperti, apa yang sudah aku lakukan?
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun?
Bagaimana aku bisa sebodoh ini terbaring di sini sampai matahari pagi?
Must of lost the track of time
Pasti aku kehilangan jejak waktu
Oh, what was on my mind?
Oh, apa yang ada di pikiranku?
From the club, went to her home
Dari klub, pergi ke rumahnya
Didn't plan to stay that long
Tidak berencana untuk tinggal selama itu

Here I am, quickly tryin' to put on my clothes
Di sini aku, cepat-cepat mencoba mengenakan pakaianku
Searching for my car keys
Mencari kunci mobilku
Tryin' to get on up out the door
Berusaha keluar dari pintu
Then she stretched her hands in front of it
Lalu dia mengulurkan tangannya di depan pintu
Said, "You can't go this way"
Dia bilang, "Kamu tidak bisa lewat sini"
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Melihatnya, seolah dia gila
Said, "Woman move out my way"
Kuh bilang, "Wanita, minggir dari jalanku"
Said, "I got a wife at home"
Kuh bilang, "Aku punya istri di rumah"
She said, "Please don't go out there"
Dia bilang, "Tolong jangan keluar ke sana"
"Lady, I've got to get home"
Kuh bilang, "Nona, aku harus pulang"
She said, her husband was comin' up the stairs
Dia bilang, suaminya sedang naik tangga

"Shh, shh, quiet
"Ssst, ssst, diam
Hurry up and get in the closet"
Cepat dan masuk ke dalam lemari"
She said, "Don't you make a sound
Dia bilang, "Jangan kamu bersuara
Or some shit is going down"
Atau akan ada masalah"
I said, "Why don't I just go out the window?"
Kuh bilang, "Kenapa aku tidak keluar lewat jendela saja?"
"Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor"
"Ya, kecuali satu hal, kita di lantai 5"
"Think, think, quick, put me in the closet"
"Pikir, pikir, cepat, masukkan aku ke dalam lemari"
And now I'm in this darkest closet, tryin' to figure out
Dan sekarang aku di dalam lemari yang gelap ini, mencoba mencari cara
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass up out this house
Bagaimana aku bisa keluar dari rumah gila ini

Then he walks in and yells, "I'm home"
Lalu dia masuk dan berteriak, "Aku di rumah"
She says, "Honey, I'm in the room"
Dia bilang, "Sayang, aku di dalam kamar"
He walks in there with a smile on his face
Dia masuk ke sana dengan senyum di wajahnya
Sayin', "Honey, I've been missin' you"
Bilang, "Sayang, aku merindukanmu"
She hops all over him
Dia melompat-lompat di atasnya
And says, "I've cooked and ran your bath water"
Dan bilang, "Aku sudah memasak dan menyiapkan air mandimu"
I'm tellin' you now, this girl's so good that she deserves an Oscar
Aku bilang padamu sekarang, cewek ini sangat hebat sampai pantas dapat Oscar

Throws her in the bed
Ditaruhnya dia di tempat tidur
And start to snatchin' her clothes off
Dan mulai merobek pakaiannya
I'm in the closet, like man, what the fuck is going on?
Aku di dalam lemari, kayak, apa yang sedang terjadi ini?
You're not gonna believe it
Kamu tidak akan percaya
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Tapi situasinya semakin rumit seiring berjalannya cerita
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
Selanjutnya, teleponku berdering
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
Aku berusaha secepat mungkin untuk mengubahnya menjadi getar
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
Tapi dari sikapnya, aku bisa tahu sudah terlambat
He hopped up and said, "There's a mystery going on
Dia bangkit dan bilang, "Ada misteri yang terjadi
And I'm gonna solve it"
Dan aku akan menyelesaikannya"
And I'm like, "God please, don't let this man open this closet"
Dan aku seperti, "Tuhan tolong, jangan biarkan pria ini membuka lemari ini"

He walks in the bathroom
Dia masuk ke kamar mandi
And looks behind the door
Dan melihat di belakang pintu
She says, "Baby, come back to bed"
Dia bilang, "Sayang, kembali ke tempat tidur"
He says, "Bitch, say no more"
Dia bilang, "Bodoh, jangan bicara lagi"
He pulls back the shower curtain
Dia menarik tirai pancuran
While she's biting her nails
Sementara dia menggigit kukunya
Then he walks back to the room
Lalu dia kembali ke kamar
Right now, I'm sweating like hell
Sekarang, aku berkeringat seperti orang gila
Checks under the bed
Memeriksa di bawah tempat tidur
Then under the dresser
Lalu di bawah lemari
He looks at the closet
Dia melihat ke arah lemari
I pull out my Baretta
Aku mengeluarkan Baretta-ku
He walks up to the closet
Dia mendekati lemari
He comes up to the closet
Dia datang ke lemari
Now he's at the closet
Sekarang dia di depan lemari
Now he's opening the closet...
Sekarang dia membuka lemari...