Lirik Lagu Deteriorata - National Lampoon
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TIPS PENCARIAN LIRIK FAVORIT ANDA
ANDA MENGETAHUI JUDUL DAN NAMA PENYANYI
- Ketikkan nama penyanyi dan judul lagu, berikan tanda kutip di judul lagu, misal: Yovie "Menjaga Hati";
- bila tidak berhasil, coba untuk mengilangkan tanda kutip, misal: Yovie Menjaga Hati; atau
- dapat juga dengan mengeklik menu A B C D.., lalu cari berdasarkan nama artis. Yovie dimulai dengan Y, klik Y. Lihat daftar lagu, dan dapatkan yang Anda cari.
ANDA TAK MENGETAHUI JUDUL LAGU, TAPI MENGETAHUI NAMA PENYANYI
- Ketik nama penyanyi, misal: YOVIE, akan muncul banyak halaman, telusuri dan pilih dari halaman-halaman tersebut; atau
- klik menu A B C D E ... berdasarkan nama artis Y, cari Yovie, dan cari lirik yang Anda cari.
ANDA TAK MENGETAHUI JUDUL LAGU, TAPI MENGETAHUI SYAIR
- Ketikkan penggalan syair yang Anda ketahui, misal:
Tanpamu tiada berarti
Tak mampu lagi berdiri
Cahaya kasihmu menuntunku
Kembali dalam dekapan tanganmu - Masukkan kata-kata penting. Misal: tiada berarti berdiri cahaya dekapan.
- Hindari kata-kata yang berkemungkinan memiliki ada dua versi atau lebih. Misal: tanpamu dapat ditulis tanpa mu.
TETAP TIDAK DAPAT MENEMUKAN LIRIK YANG ANDA CARI
- Pilih menu A B C D E ... berdasarkan nama artis atau judul lagu.
- Bila masih tidak dapat menemukan lirik yang Anda cari, mungkin kami bisa membantu Anda. Silakan menghubungi kami.
(Parody of the written prose "Desiderata" by Max Ehrmann. This was written by Christopher Guest of "Spinal Tap" fame. The narator is Norman Rose, and the female singer was an unknown singer at the time named Melissa Manchester.)
You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here.Deteriorata. Deteriorata.
Go placidly amid the noise and waste,And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.Rotate your tires.Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.Know what to kiss, and when.Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do.Wherever possible, put people on hold.Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,and despite the changing fortunes of time,There is always a big future in computer maintenance.
You are a fluke of the universe.You have no right to be here.And whether you can hear it or not,The universe is laughing behind your back.
Remember The Pueblo.Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate.Know yourself.If you need help, call the FBI.Exercise caution in your daily affairs,Especially with those persons closest to you -That lemon on your left, for instance.Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most soulsWould scarcely get your feet wet.Fall not in love therefore. It will stick to your face.Gracefully surrender the things of youth: birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan.And let not the sands of time get in your lunch.Hire people with hooks.For a good time, call 606-4311. Ask for Ken.Take heart in the bedeepening gloomThat your dog is finally getting enough cheese.And reflect that whatever fortune may be your lot,It could only be worse in Milwaukee.
You are a fluke of the universe.You have no right to be here.And whether you can hear it or not,The universe is
You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here.Deteriorata. Deteriorata.
Go placidly amid the noise and waste,And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.Rotate your tires.Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.Know what to kiss, and when.Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do.Wherever possible, put people on hold.Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,and despite the changing fortunes of time,There is always a big future in computer maintenance.
You are a fluke of the universe.You have no right to be here.And whether you can hear it or not,The universe is laughing behind your back.
Remember The Pueblo.Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate.Know yourself.If you need help, call the FBI.Exercise caution in your daily affairs,Especially with those persons closest to you -That lemon on your left, for instance.Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most soulsWould scarcely get your feet wet.Fall not in love therefore. It will stick to your face.Gracefully surrender the things of youth: birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan.And let not the sands of time get in your lunch.Hire people with hooks.For a good time, call 606-4311. Ask for Ken.Take heart in the bedeepening gloomThat your dog is finally getting enough cheese.And reflect that whatever fortune may be your lot,It could only be worse in Milwaukee.
You are a fluke of the universe.You have no right to be here.And whether you can hear it or not,The universe is
