Lirik Lagu Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships) - MC Lars
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Internet relationships are not realYour heart people steal but identities concealSo here's a tale of warning for girls and boysLaptop computers can be dangerous toys
[DARYL47:] In the chat room, I inspect. Who's here tonight? ASL check[CarolBabe69:] I'm 20/f from the UK. Send me an IM and I'll make your day[DARYL47:] I'm 22 and my name is Daryl[CarolBabe69:] Nice to meet you Daryl my name is Carol[DARYL47:] What do you like Carol?[CarolBabe69:] I like to go to shows. I collect comic books and vintage clothesWhat do you like?[DARYL47:] I like to skate. I play rock guitar, but I'm not that greatI like to go on dates and I like to stay up lateI live in San Francisco and hang on the Haight[CarolBabe69:] Do you like the Golden Gate?[DARYL47:] I did when I was eight[CarolBabe69:] Maybe I can come and visit?[DARYL47:] Maybe you should waitSee I'm really forty-seven, I have kids and a wifeI weight 300 pounds and I really hate my life[CarolBabe69:] Are you serious?[DARYL47:] Yes[CarolBabe69:] Well, I've got a secret too. I'm not 20 years old, I'm really 32I only have one leg and I like to sniff glue[DARYL47:] You lied to me Carol[CarolBabe69:] Well, you lied to me too
[CHORUS]It's not normal to have an Internet girlfriend.Online relationships are really just pretendUnplug your heart, upgrade your system.Get, get off the Internet
Bob went on MySpace for hours a day.Talking to girls from Moscow to LABut people can surprise you from behind a screenListen to this verse and you'll see what I mean
[SueChick1990:] Hi, I'm Susie, I like your profileI checked out your pics and I like your smile[BOBSTER MAN:] Sounds good Susie, I'll be your friendWe can message each other again and again[SueChick1990:] Comment on my pics and post on my pageJoin my groups and guess my age![BOBSTER MAN:] You must be 18, how could you not?You can't be in high school you're just too hot[SueChick1990:] Let me send you pics for your personal collectionI hope they inspire you and give you a smileSusie sent Bob pics that were borderline obsceneThe cops showed up at his door - she was only 16
[REPEAT CHORUS]
If you don't believe us here's a final storyAbout a boy named Marcus and his online girlfriend LoriBehind the monitor, truth is hidden from your eyesMarcus didn't know but he was in for a surprise
[MARCUSP:] We've been dating for a while but let's cut to the chaseI don't know what you look like, and I want to see your face[Laurie69:] But what does it matter? You know who I am inside[MARCUSP:] What if you're not a woman and this whole time you lied?[Laurie69:] You got me there, I'm not really a femaleI'm a guy who pretends to be a girl through email[MARCUS:] So this is why it's bad to meet women onlineLiving life behind the screen is a total waste of time!
[REPEAT CHORUS]
Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)
[DARYL47:] In the chat room, I inspect. Who's here tonight? ASL check[CarolBabe69:] I'm 20/f from the UK. Send me an IM and I'll make your day[DARYL47:] I'm 22 and my name is Daryl[CarolBabe69:] Nice to meet you Daryl my name is Carol[DARYL47:] What do you like Carol?[CarolBabe69:] I like to go to shows. I collect comic books and vintage clothesWhat do you like?[DARYL47:] I like to skate. I play rock guitar, but I'm not that greatI like to go on dates and I like to stay up lateI live in San Francisco and hang on the Haight[CarolBabe69:] Do you like the Golden Gate?[DARYL47:] I did when I was eight[CarolBabe69:] Maybe I can come and visit?[DARYL47:] Maybe you should waitSee I'm really forty-seven, I have kids and a wifeI weight 300 pounds and I really hate my life[CarolBabe69:] Are you serious?[DARYL47:] Yes[CarolBabe69:] Well, I've got a secret too. I'm not 20 years old, I'm really 32I only have one leg and I like to sniff glue[DARYL47:] You lied to me Carol[CarolBabe69:] Well, you lied to me too
[CHORUS]It's not normal to have an Internet girlfriend.Online relationships are really just pretendUnplug your heart, upgrade your system.Get, get off the Internet
Bob went on MySpace for hours a day.Talking to girls from Moscow to LABut people can surprise you from behind a screenListen to this verse and you'll see what I mean
[SueChick1990:] Hi, I'm Susie, I like your profileI checked out your pics and I like your smile[BOBSTER MAN:] Sounds good Susie, I'll be your friendWe can message each other again and again[SueChick1990:] Comment on my pics and post on my pageJoin my groups and guess my age![BOBSTER MAN:] You must be 18, how could you not?You can't be in high school you're just too hot[SueChick1990:] Let me send you pics for your personal collectionI hope they inspire you and give you a smileSusie sent Bob pics that were borderline obsceneThe cops showed up at his door - she was only 16
[REPEAT CHORUS]
If you don't believe us here's a final storyAbout a boy named Marcus and his online girlfriend LoriBehind the monitor, truth is hidden from your eyesMarcus didn't know but he was in for a surprise
[MARCUSP:] We've been dating for a while but let's cut to the chaseI don't know what you look like, and I want to see your face[Laurie69:] But what does it matter? You know who I am inside[MARCUSP:] What if you're not a woman and this whole time you lied?[Laurie69:] You got me there, I'm not really a femaleI'm a guy who pretends to be a girl through email[MARCUS:] So this is why it's bad to meet women onlineLiving life behind the screen is a total waste of time!
[REPEAT CHORUS]
Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)
