He was the quarterback of the football team
And it all looked so promising
We never thought anything would happen like this
And then, all of the sudden
twenty-five years of love and devotion
down the drain
We all heard her hollerin'
For a country mile
"Cheatin' shows your complete lack of style"
Well she took out three parkin' meters
and a pedestrian's purse
the day she quit the baptist choir
and threw that Ford into reverse