Sunday morning, man, she woke up fighting mad
Pagi Minggu, bro, dia bangun dengan marah banget
Bitching and moaning on and on 'bout the time I had
Ngeluh dan merungut terus soal waktu yang aku habiskan
And by Tuesday, you could say that girl was good as gone
Dan pada hari Selasa, bisa dibilang cewek itu sudah pergi
And then when Thursday came around, I was all alone
Dan ketika hari Kamis datang, aku sendirian

So I went for a drive to clear my mind, ended up at a Shell on I-65
Jadi aku pergi nyetir untuk menenangkan pikiran, dan berhenti di pom bensin Shell di I-65

Then I won a hundred bucks on a scratch off ticket
Lalu aku menang seratus dolar dari tiket gosok
Bought two twelve packs and a tank of gas with it
Beli dua paket bir dan satu tangki bensin dengan uang itu
She swore they were a waste of time, oh, but she was wrong
Dia bersikeras itu buang-buang waktu, oh, tapi dia salah
I was caller number 5 on the radio station
Aku jadi penelepon nomor 5 di stasiun radio
Won a 4-day, 3-night beach vacation
Menang liburan pantai 4 hari, 3 malam
Deep sea, senorita, fishing down in Panama
Memancing di laut dalam, senorita, di Panama
And I ain't gotta see my ex future mother-in-law anymore
Dan aku gak perlu lagi ketemu calon ibu mertuaku
Oh, Lord, when it rains it pours
Oh, Tuhan, ketika hujan, semua datang sekaligus

Now she was sure real quick to up and apologize
Sekarang dia cepat sekali untuk minta maaf
When she heard about my new found luck on that FM dial
Ketika dia dengar tentang keberuntunganku yang baru di radio FM
And it's crazy how lately now it just seems to come in waves
Dan anehnya, belakangan ini sepertinya semua datang bertubi-tubi
What I thought was gonna be the death of me was my saving grace
Apa yang kupikir akan menghancurkanku ternyata jadi penyelamatku

It's got me thinking that her leaving is the only logical reason
Ini bikin aku berpikir bahwa kepergiannya adalah satu-satunya alasan yang masuk akal

That I got the last spot in the Hooter's parking lot
Bahwa aku dapat tempat terakhir di parkiran Hooters
And the waitress left her number on my check with a heart
Dan pelayan itu meninggalkan nomornya di strukku dengan gambar hati
She picked up on the first ring when I gave her a call
Dia angkat telepon di deringan pertama saat aku menelepon
And I only spent five bucks at the Moose Club Raffle
Dan aku cuma menghabiskan lima dolar di undian Moose Club
Won a used four-wheeler and three free passes
Menang kendaraan roda empat bekas dan tiga tiket gratis
For me and two of my buddies to play a round of golf
Untuk aku dan dua temanku main golf
And I ain't gotta see my ex future mother-in-law anymore
Dan aku gak perlu lagi ketemu calon ibu mertuaku
Oh, Lord, when it rains it pours
Oh, Tuhan, ketika hujan, semua datang sekaligus
When it rains it pours
Ketika hujan, semua datang sekaligus

I've been on one hell of a redneck roll for three weeks now
Aku sudah mengalami keberuntungan luar biasa selama tiga minggu ini
And it all started on the day that she walked out
Dan semua ini dimulai pada hari dia pergi

Then I won a hundred bucks on a scratch off ticket
Lalu aku menang seratus dolar dari tiket gosok
Bought two twelve packs and a tank of gas with it
Beli dua paket bir dan satu tangki bensin dengan uang itu
She swore they were a waste of time, oh, but she was wrong
Dia bersikeras itu buang-buang waktu, oh, tapi dia salah
And I was caller number 5 on the radio station
Aku jadi penelepon nomor 5 di stasiun radio
Won a 4-day, 3-night beach vacation
Menang liburan pantai 4 hari, 3 malam
Deep sea, senorita, fishing down in Panama
Memancing di laut dalam, senorita, di Panama
And I ain't gotta see my ex future mother-in-law anymore
Dan aku gak perlu lagi ketemu calon ibu mertuaku
Oh, Lord, when it rains it pours
Oh, Tuhan, ketika hujan, semua datang sekaligus
When it rains it pours
Ketika hujan, semua datang sekaligus