[verse 1:]
Bring out the bucket, bring out the cloth, bring out the liquid, bring out the lot, if not, lets roll her to a carwash
Ambil embernya, ambil kainnya, ambil cairannya, ambil semuanya, kalau tidak, ayo kita bawa dia ke tempat cuci mobil.
Now washin you will be like washin a goth all that black lipsticks round their gobs, how the fuk do we get it off i think this is gonna be a very hard job.
Sekarang mencucinya bakal kayak nyuci goth, semua lipstik hitam di mulut mereka, gimana cara kita ngilanginnya, kayaknya ini bakal jadi pekerjaan yang sangat sulit.
How did ya get a tan like that in winter ya ran off to boots n got a box of tinter...... dint ya!!
Gimana kamu bisa dapat tan kayak gitu di musim dingin, kamu kabur ke toko dan beli kotak pewarna, kan?
Seeeeee.. u still got orange fingers!!
Lihat... kamu masih punya jari-jari oranye!!
[hook:]
Wot network are you on....."orange"
Kamu pakai jaringan apa..... "oranye"
Colour of your bathwater....."orange"
Warna air mandimu..... "oranye"
I think your favourite fruit must be an orange
Kayaknya buah favoritmu pasti jeruk
Bitch did you know your orange [x2]
Neng, tahu nggak kamu oranye?
Slap, bang you gotta fake tan bitch you look like the tango man bogebogebo do the tango bogebogebo do the tango [x2]
Slep, bang, kamu punya tan palsu, neng, kamu kayak orang tango, bogebogebo, ayo tango, bogebogebo, ayo tango!
[verse 2:]
......"its the gone-wrong salon".......
......"ini salon yang salah total".......
Your clothes keep wrippin like your the female incredible hulk,
Bajumu terus robek kayak kamu Hulk wanita,
you gotta broken bra, a broken top, a broken phone n a broken coat, youve bin wearin the same jacket since you was in year 8 and it smells like you urinate on it bitch, that aint great.
kamu punya bra yang rusak, atasan yang rusak, ponsel yang rusak, dan jaket yang rusak, kamu udah pakai jaket yang sama sejak kelas 8 dan baunya kayak kamu kencing di situ, neng, itu nggak baik.
You tried to be christina so ya died ya hair black, but really you looked like the vicar of dibley.."wot!"... on crack!
Kamu coba jadi Christina, jadi kamu cat rambutmu hitam, tapi sebenarnya kamu kelihatan kayak pendeta Dibley.."apa!"... di bawah pengaruh obat!
Now step back and just face the facts you dont like the fact i get facety on wax, anyways talkin about wax, look at your face, girl relax!!
Sekarang mundur dan hadapi kenyataannya, kamu nggak suka aku yang berani ngomong, ngomong tentang lilin, lihat wajahmu, santai saja, cewek!!
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[verse 3:]
Why not flimmer on the window, saw as a pumpkin, when its approaching halloween, or on ya english breakfast place her next to the bacon she could be the beans, and you always know where shes been and you always know when shes had a pee, coz the toilet seat aint clean, the toilet seat has an orange sheen...."ching"....
Kenapa nggak bikin gambarnya di jendela, kayak labu, saat Halloween mendekat, atau di piring sarapan Inggris, letakkan dia di samping bacon, dia bisa jadi kacang, dan kamu selalu tahu dia kemana, dan kamu tahu kapan dia pipis, karena dudukan toilet nggak bersih, dudukan toilet punya kilau oranye...."ching"....
Bring out the detergent, scrub that umpa lumpa its urgent, have you seen her face its disturbin, how much fake tan are ya squirtin errr its hertin ma eyes its startin to look like a sunrise and ya fake tans so "ming!!" you are attracting flies!
Ambil deterjen, gosok si umpa lumpa, ini mendesak, sudah lihat wajahnya? Itu mengganggu, berapa banyak tan palsu yang kamu semprot? Aduuuh, bikin mataku sakit, mulai kelihatan kayak matahari terbit dan tan palsumu itu "jorok!!" kamu bikin lalat datang!
[hook:]
Wot network are you on....."orange"
Kamu pakai jaringan apa..... "oranye"
Colour of your bathwater....."orange"
Warna air mandimu..... "oranye"
I think your favourite fruit must be an orange
Kayaknya buah favoritmu pasti jeruk
Bitch did you know your orange [x2]
Neng, tahu nggak kamu oranye?
Slap, bang you gotta fake tan bitch you look like the tango man bogebogebo do the tango bogebogebo do the tango [x4]
Slep, bang, kamu punya tan palsu, neng, kamu kayak orang tango, bogebogebo, ayo tango, bogebogebo, ayo tango!
[spoken:]
"You got tangoed!!! and you know the worst thing.. You done it yourself hahaha!!"
"Kamu sudah tangoed!!! dan kamu tahu hal terburuknya.. Kamu yang melakukannya sendiri hahaha!!"