[Disc scratches in]

[Jimmy Fallon:]
See, that's what college is all about, man you gotta love college, man it's the best thing in the world.
[Lihat, begitulah kehidupan kampus, bro, kamu harus cinta kampus, ini adalah hal terbaik di dunia.]

You drink, you have fun, you do the Walk of Shame.
[Kamu minum, bersenang-senang, dan melakukan Jalan Malu.]

[Crowd cheers]

[Jimmy Fallon:]
Yeah! You gotta do the Walk of Shame!
[Yeah! Kamu harus melakukan Jalan Malu!]

For those of you who don't know what the Walk of Shame is,
[Untuk kalian yang belum tahu apa itu Jalan Malu,]

that's when you hook up with someone the night before and you have to walk all the way across campus
[itulah saat kamu 'nyambung' dengan seseorang semalam dan harus berjalan melintasi kampus]

all dishevelled the next morning, in the same clothes.
[dalam keadaan berantakan keesokan paginya, dengan pakaian yang sama.]

[Crowd cheers some more]

[Jimmy Fallon: (Higher voice)]
Oh no, no, I was over at the library, I was over... I stayed overnight, overnight studying.
[Oh tidak, tidak, saya di perpustakaan, saya... saya menginap semalam, belajar semalaman.]

[Crowd laughs]

[Jimmy Fallon:]
You go to your dorm in the morning, there's like a line of kids waiting to get to the shower.
[Kamu pergi ke asrama di pagi hari, ada antrean anak-anak yang menunggu untuk mandi.]

It's like, bunch of zombies just walking, uh-uh-uh. The guy with the flip-flops is beating everybody. [Flip-flop sounds]
[Seperti segerombolan zombie yang berjalan, uh-uh-uh. Cowok yang pakai sandal jepit mengalahkan semuanya. [Suara sandal jepit]]

He's got his little basket of stuff with him.
[Dia bawa keranjang kecil berisi barang-barangnya.]

[Crowd laughs]

[Jimmy Fallon:]
You have to have your little shower basket of stuff. This little basket holds, like, your shampoo, your soap, your loofa.
[Kamu harus punya keranjang mandi kecil. Keranjang ini menampung, seperti, sampo, sabun, dan loofah-mu.]

[Crowd cheers]

[Jimmy Fallon:]
And girls have, like, this nice loofa. It's like this little mesh, pink loofa.
[Dan cewek-cewek punya loofah yang bagus. Seperti loofah kecil, berwarna pink.]

Takes off your dead skin, it's really nice.
[Mengangkat sel-sel kulit mati, itu sangat bagus.]

No, for guys we have the option, we have, like, this French bread lookin' loofa that rips out your ass hair.
[Tidak, untuk cowok kita punya pilihan, ada loofah yang mirip roti Prancis yang mencabut rambut bokongmu.]

Yeah, thank you very much. Ow, ow! [Scratching sounds]
[Yeah, terima kasih banyak. Ow, ow! [Suara menggaruk]]

Ow, ow! Walking back to my dorm, everyone's like,
[Ow, ow! Saat berjalan kembali ke asrama, semua orang bilang,]

"Hey Jim, nice tan!" I'm like, "It's my third layer of skin!" [Crowd laughs]
"Hai Jim, kulitmu bagus!" Saya bilang, "Ini adalah lapisan kulit ketigaku!" [Orang-orang tertawa]

"I just over-loofa'd. Call the doctor. The wind hurts me, who's got the window open? Shut it!"
"Saya baru saja kebanyakan loofah. Panggil dokter. Angin menyakitiku, siapa yang buka jendela? Tutup!"

[Crowd cheers and laughs as the track scratches out]
[Orang-orang bersorak dan tertawa saat lagu berakhir.]