Who is he, Mr. Rand McNally?
Siapa dia, Tuan Rand McNally?
I had a dream that mystery was me. Now who else could I be?
Aku bermimpi bahwa misteri itu adalah aku. Sekarang, siapa lagi yang bisa aku jadi?

I dreamed I went to England and met the spice girls there for tea
Aku bermimpi pergi ke Inggris dan bertemu dengan Spice Girls di sana untuk minum teh
They lost one more they're down from four to my favorite number three
Mereka kehilangan satu orang, sekarang tinggal tiga, angka favoritku
But they're still quite spicy as the orange flavor
Tapi mereka masih cukup 'pedas' seperti rasa jeruk
And oh so nice to do me the favor and lick my icing under the table now
Dan oh, sangat baik untuk melakukan kebaikan padaku dan menjilati krimku di bawah meja sekarang
But I gotta leave town Mr. Nally, just as scary spice was about to go down on me
Tapi aku harus meninggalkan kota, Tuan Nally, tepat saat Scary Spice akan melakukan sesuatu padaku
And don't ask how Mr. Nally and give up the towel Mr. Nally and run.
Dan jangan tanya bagaimana, Tuan Nally, dan serahkan handukmu, Tuan Nally, dan lari.

I dreamed I went to Singapore got bored and robbed a liquor store
Aku bermimpi pergi ke Singapura, merasa bosan, dan merampok toko minuman keras
What for? Nobody knows I only took a couple of Marlboros
Untuk apa? Tidak ada yang tahu, aku hanya mengambil beberapa Marlboro
Oh but that was all they needed and the criminal was soon defeated
Oh, tapi itu saja yang mereka butuhkan dan si penjahat segera kalah
And now in jail I'm waiting for my punishment of caining
Dan sekarang di penjara, aku menunggu hukuman cambukku
So I gotta think fast Mr. Nally watch your ass, wake up and laugh and run
Jadi aku harus berpikir cepat, Tuan Nally, jaga dirimu, bangun, tertawa, dan lari

Better Mr. run, Mr. Rand, Mr. Mac, Mr. Nally
Lebih baik lari, Tuan, Tuan Rand, Tuan Mac, Tuan Nally
Mr. run, Mr. man, you got the knack for the rally and run.
Tuan lari, Tuan, kamu punya bakat untuk rally dan lari.

I had a chance to visit the north pole but it was way too cold to smoke
Aku punya kesempatan untuk mengunjungi kutub utara, tapi terlalu dingin untuk merokok
Oh my nose was freezing I should could use some coughing and wheezing
Oh, hidungku membeku, aku seharusnya bisa batuk dan sesak napas
So I tried it anyway and the place went up in flames
Jadi aku mencobanya juga dan tempat itu terbakar
How was I suppose to know you could catch fire to the snow
Bagaimana aku bisa tahu bahwa salju bisa terbakar?
Oh lord way to go Mr. Nally, way to go, now you're melting the poles Mr. Nally so run.
Oh Tuhan, hebat sekali, Tuan Nally, hebat sekali, sekarang kamu melelehkan kutub, Tuan Nally, jadi lari.

I jumped ship in NYC and headed south to Washington DC
Aku melompat dari kapal di NYC dan menuju selatan ke Washington DC
Didn't think I'd go there but played some shows there fancy lucky me
Tidak berpikir aku akan ke sana, tapi tampil di beberapa acara di sana, beruntung sekali aku
But it is really slow there with our new president on TV
Tapi suasana di sana sangat lambat dengan presiden baru kita di TV
Too many politicians and liberal Christians they're all set out for me
Terlalu banyak politisi dan Kristen liberal, semuanya mengincar aku
Singing cast your vote Mr. Nally, castrate your vote, no you don't, just run
Menyanyikan, berikan suaramu, Tuan Nally, jangan, cukup lari saja

I thumbed a ride across the prairie, I got hitched in Vegas, yep, I got married
Aku minta tumpangan melintasi padang rumput, aku menikah di Vegas, ya, aku menikah
To a lady who loved me she thought it'd be funny to gamble all my money
Dengan seorang wanita yang mencintaiku, dia pikir itu lucu untuk mempertaruhkan semua uangku
And I got stranded without my clothes, a little bit of fear and loathing heart attack
Dan aku terdampar tanpa pakaian, sedikit rasa takut dan serangan jantung karena kebencian
I got chased by the rat pack once in a flashback. Singing viva Las Vegas.
Aku dikejar oleh Rat Pack sekali dalam kilas balik. Menyanyi viva Las Vegas.

I set
Aku mulai