This song makes me cry
Makes me crave a mans backside
Every time I hear this dumb song played
I feel like I'm gay

I watch the telly
While Ralph shaves my belly
People wondering if I'm still straight
Am I going gay

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This song it makes my butt ache
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Homo-love can be a big mistake
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Men's backsides are a dirty place
Could I go the gay way

Jackie bend over
And bark loud like Rover
Would KC be my love slave
If I went the gay way

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I'm singing like a sissy
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Ralph come and smell my butt cheeks
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I'm thinking bout the ballet
Could I go the gay way

Will there be pain that I can not explain
What's coming over me
Yeah sir, Oh yeah
If I start to resist please don't use your fist
Or I might need some surgery

I watch the telly
While Ralph shaves Howard's belly

Homo homo homo…

With every passing day

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Would I like to see a sphincter
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No smell is more distincter
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I wonder what my wife would say
If I went the gay way

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I need a man's sphincter
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No smell is more distincter
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I wonder what my wife would say
If I went the gay way
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Sphincter sphincter sphincter
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Distincter stincter stincter
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I wonder what my wife would say
If I went the gay way

If I went the gay way