Hey why don't we get Gareth Gates on the show he's pretty successful
His head is too pointy
His not his head that’s pointy it's his hair that’s pointy
His pointy hair is one of the reasons why his great financial popularity
Will you forget about the hair
If you had pointy hair perhaps you could be as successful as Mr Gates
Yes that would take attention away from your enormous bum
We love Gareth Sanji
Without his hair he’s nothing
Ooo yes one bad hair day could ruin him
No
It’s true
Well I don’t have that problem
No Bita every days a bad bum day for you

When I die and they leave me to rest
Gunna go to the place that’s the best
When they lay me down to die
Going up to the sprit in the sky

Going up to the sprit in the sky
That’s were I’m gunna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
I’m gunna go to the place that’s the best

What Wembley?
Not wembely you idiot, heven!
I thought we got reincarnated
I wanna come back as Gareth’s hair gel

Prepare yourself you know it’s a must
Gotta have a friend in Jesus
Or Vishnu
So you know when you die
He’s going to recommend you to the sprit in the sky

Going up to the sprit in the sky
That’s were I’m gunna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
I’m gunna go to the place that’s the best

Could you be more specific?
Is it driving distance?
Am gunna need a comfort break
There better not be stairs where ever it is
Shut up this is my big Sitar solo

Sanji keep it down the neighbours

Never been a sinner never sinned
I got a friend in Jesus
He’s so sweet
So you know when I die
He’s gunna set me up with the sprit in the sky
Ooo set me up with the sprit in the sky
That’s where I’m gunna go when I die
And when I die and they lay me to rest
I’m gunna go to the place that’s the best
Ooo set me up with the sprit in the sky
That’s where I’m gunna go when I die
And when I die and they lay me to rest
I’m gunna go to the place that’s the best
Going on up to the sprit in the sky
That’s where I’m gunna go when I die
And when I die and they lay me to rest
I’m gunna go to the place that’s the best
You already said that but where?
Go to the place that’s the best
An address would be helpful
Go to the place that’s the best
I don’t think he knows
Go to the place that’s the best
He keeps saying the same thing

Well what do you think?
Is Will Young still avalible?