Lirik Lagu T**ties & Beer - Frank Zappa
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It was the blackest nightThere was no moon in sightYou know the stars ain't shinin''Cause the sky's too tightI heard the scarey windI seen some ugly treesThere was a werewolf honkin''Long the side of me
I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissyGot a big-t**ty girly by the name of ChrissyTalkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me...'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery, Mystery
I noticed even the cricketsWas actin' weird up hereAnd So I figured I mightJust drink a little beerI said, *"Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on..."But there was no reply'Cause she was gone...
*"Where's those t**ties that I like so well'n my goddamn beer!"*Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noiseLike a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's about this big...
He had a red suit onAn' a widow's peakAn' then a pointed tail'N like a sulphur reekYes, it was him awrightI sweared I knowed it wasHe had some human fleshStuck underneath his clawsYou know it looked to meLike it was t**ty skinI said, *"You sonofabitch!"*'Cause I was mad at him,Well he just got out his floss'N started cleanin' his fangSo I shot him with my shooterSaid: BANG BANG BANG
Then the sucker just laughed 'n said, *"Put it away...You know, I ate her all up...now what yougonna say?"*YOU ATE MY CHRISSY? *"t**ties 'n all!"*WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN, BOY? *"Were the cansthis tall?"EVEN HER BOOTS? *"Would I lie to you?"*S***, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY! *"Yes, this is true."*WELL DON'T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THESTUFF THAT YOU DO?*"Well, you know, I can't complain when the checks come through..."*
WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEERSO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,DO YOU HEAR?
*"Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the Devil,Do you understand? Just what will you give mefor yourt**ties and beer? I suppose you noticed this littlecontract here..."* YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOUSON-OF-A-WHORE,*"Don't call me that"*THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON...GIMME THAT PAPER...BET YER ASSI'll SIGN...'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S T**TY-SQUEEZIN' TIME
*"Man, You can't fool me...you ain't that bad...I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...Why there was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew, too...'n bothof those suckers was worse 'n you..."*
WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINKTHAT'S TRUEI MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL, SO WHATCHAGONNA DO?
(improvised dialog)"Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...that you want to make a deal with me..."
"That's very, very trueI'm only interested in two things*"Yeah?"*See if you can guess what they are"
"I would think...uh...let's see, maybe Stravinsky..."
"I'll give you two clues. Let go of your pickle"
"What?"
"Let go of your pickle!"
"I'm not holding my pickle"
"Well, who's holding your pickle then?"
"I don't know...she's out in the audience...Hey Dale, would you like to come up here and holdmy pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?"
"I'm only interested in two things, and that'st**ties and beeryou know what I mean?*"What?"*t**ties and beert**ties and beert**ties and beert**ties and beert**ties and beert**ties and beert**ties and beer!"t**ties and beer!"*"I don't know if you're the right guy?"*t**ties and beer!"t**ties and beer!"
*"No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think...I mean hold on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!"
And then the devil let go of his pickleand out come my girl, there was her t**tiesflop-floppin'...all around the world
She said "I got me three beers and a fistful of downsand I'm gonna get ripped, so f***, you clowns!"Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiffThat's when the devil, he fartedand she went right over the cliff!The devil was mad, I took off to my padI swear I do declare, how did she get back there?I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissyGot a big-t**ty girly by the name of ChrissyTalkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me...'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery, Mystery
I noticed even the cricketsWas actin' weird up hereAnd So I figured I mightJust drink a little beerI said, *"Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on..."But there was no reply'Cause she was gone...
*"Where's those t**ties that I like so well'n my goddamn beer!"*Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noiseLike a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's about this big...
He had a red suit onAn' a widow's peakAn' then a pointed tail'N like a sulphur reekYes, it was him awrightI sweared I knowed it wasHe had some human fleshStuck underneath his clawsYou know it looked to meLike it was t**ty skinI said, *"You sonofabitch!"*'Cause I was mad at him,Well he just got out his floss'N started cleanin' his fangSo I shot him with my shooterSaid: BANG BANG BANG
Then the sucker just laughed 'n said, *"Put it away...You know, I ate her all up...now what yougonna say?"*YOU ATE MY CHRISSY? *"t**ties 'n all!"*WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN, BOY? *"Were the cansthis tall?"EVEN HER BOOTS? *"Would I lie to you?"*S***, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY! *"Yes, this is true."*WELL DON'T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THESTUFF THAT YOU DO?*"Well, you know, I can't complain when the checks come through..."*
WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEERSO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,DO YOU HEAR?
*"Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the Devil,Do you understand? Just what will you give mefor yourt**ties and beer? I suppose you noticed this littlecontract here..."* YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOUSON-OF-A-WHORE,*"Don't call me that"*THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON...GIMME THAT PAPER...BET YER ASSI'll SIGN...'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S T**TY-SQUEEZIN' TIME
*"Man, You can't fool me...you ain't that bad...I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...Why there was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew, too...'n bothof those suckers was worse 'n you..."*
WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINKTHAT'S TRUEI MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL, SO WHATCHAGONNA DO?
(improvised dialog)"Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...that you want to make a deal with me..."
"That's very, very trueI'm only interested in two things*"Yeah?"*See if you can guess what they are"
"I would think...uh...let's see, maybe Stravinsky..."
"I'll give you two clues. Let go of your pickle"
"What?"
"Let go of your pickle!"
"I'm not holding my pickle"
"Well, who's holding your pickle then?"
"I don't know...she's out in the audience...Hey Dale, would you like to come up here and holdmy pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?"
"I'm only interested in two things, and that'st**ties and beeryou know what I mean?*"What?"*t**ties and beert**ties and beert**ties and beert**ties and beert**ties and beert**ties and beert**ties and beer!"t**ties and beer!"*"I don't know if you're the right guy?"*t**ties and beer!"t**ties and beer!"
*"No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think...I mean hold on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!"
And then the devil let go of his pickleand out come my girl, there was her t**tiesflop-floppin'...all around the world
She said "I got me three beers and a fistful of downsand I'm gonna get ripped, so f***, you clowns!"Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiffThat's when the devil, he fartedand she went right over the cliff!The devil was mad, I took off to my padI swear I do declare, how did she get back there?I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
