Di KOC Lokal 313
There's a fat man standing by the soda machine
Ada pria gemuk berdiri di samping mesin soda
And he knows, he knows, he knows
Dan dia tahu, dia tahu, dia tahu
Life can be funny
Hidup bisa jadi lucu
He calls the hair salon says put Loretta on
Dia menelepon salon rambut dan bilang, "Taruh Loretta di telepon"
Cause the mall just called and said the last guy's gone
Karena mal baru saja menelepon dan bilang orang terakhir sudah pergi
And I know, I know, God knows
Dan aku tahu, aku tahu, Tuhan tahu
We need the money
Kami butuh uang
And he's a big red cherry
Dan dia seperti ceri merah besar
But it's hard to be merry
Tapi sulit untuk bersenang-senang
When the kids are all laughing
Ketika anak-anak semua tertawa
Saying hey it's Jerry Garcia
Bilang, "Hei, itu Jerry Garcia"
Ain't he cute?
Bukankah dia imut?
The man in the Santa suit
Pria dalam kostum Santa
And all the Moms in town bring their brats around
Dan semua Ibu di kota membawa anak-anak mereka
And they can't sit still or keep their rootbeer down
Dan mereka tidak bisa diam atau menahan soda rootbeer mereka
Now it's up, hey how 'bout that
Sekarang tumpah, hei, bagaimana dengan itu
It looks like a milkshake
Itu terlihat seperti milkshake
Now Jimmy's grown this year says Mommy quick come here
Sekarang Jimmy sudah besar tahun ini bilang, "Ibu, cepat sini"
Santa's sweaty and he smells like beer
Santa berkeringat dan baunya seperti bir
And he says, kid shut your mouth
Dan dia bilang, "Anak, tutup mulutmu"
You give me a headache
Kau bikin aku pusing
And he's jolly and hairy
Dan dia ceria dan berbulu
But it's hard to be merry
Tapi sulit untuk bersenang-senang
When the guys at the bar
Ketika para pria di bar
Say he looks like a fairy
Bilang dia terlihat seperti peri
But he's doing it just for the loot
Tapi dia melakukannya hanya untuk uang
The man in the Santa suit
Pria dalam kostum Santa
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And he's a big red cherry
Dan dia seperti ceri merah besar
He's jolly and hairy
Dia ceria dan berbulu
Everyone's laughing, but he doesn't care
Semua orang tertawa, tapi dia tidak peduli
He stays cool
Dia tetap santai
Ain't he cute?
Bukankah dia imut?
The man in the Santa suit
Pria dalam kostum Santa
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