Lirik Lagu Kids - Eminem
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TIPS PENCARIAN LIRIK FAVORIT ANDA
ANDA MENGETAHUI JUDUL DAN NAMA PENYANYI
- Ketikkan nama penyanyi dan judul lagu, berikan tanda kutip di judul lagu, misal: Yovie "Menjaga Hati";
- bila tidak berhasil, coba untuk mengilangkan tanda kutip, misal: Yovie Menjaga Hati; atau
- dapat juga dengan mengeklik menu A B C D.., lalu cari berdasarkan nama artis. Yovie dimulai dengan Y, klik Y. Lihat daftar lagu, dan dapatkan yang Anda cari.
ANDA TAK MENGETAHUI JUDUL LAGU, TAPI MENGETAHUI NAMA PENYANYI
- Ketik nama penyanyi, misal: YOVIE, akan muncul banyak halaman, telusuri dan pilih dari halaman-halaman tersebut; atau
- klik menu A B C D E ... berdasarkan nama artis Y, cari Yovie, dan cari lirik yang Anda cari.
ANDA TAK MENGETAHUI JUDUL LAGU, TAPI MENGETAHUI SYAIR
- Ketikkan penggalan syair yang Anda ketahui, misal:
Tanpamu tiada berarti
Tak mampu lagi berdiri
Cahaya kasihmu menuntunku
Kembali dalam dekapan tanganmu - Masukkan kata-kata penting. Misal: tiada berarti berdiri cahaya dekapan.
- Hindari kata-kata yang berkemungkinan memiliki ada dua versi atau lebih. Misal: tanpamu dapat ditulis tanpa mu.
TETAP TIDAK DAPAT MENEMUKAN LIRIK YANG ANDA CARI
- Pilih menu A B C D E ... berdasarkan nama artis atau judul lagu.
- Bila masih tidak dapat menemukan lirik yang Anda cari, mungkin kami bisa membantu Anda. Silakan menghubungi kami.
(Teacher Sings) And everyone should get along..Ok children quiet down, quiet down Children i'd like to introduceyour new substitute teacher for the day His name is Mr. ShadyChildren quite down please Brian don't throw that.. (SHUT UP!)Mr. Shady will be your new substitute while Mr. Kaniff is out with limonia(HE'S GOT AIDS!) Good luck Mr. Shady...
Verse 1-Eminem
Hi there little boys and girls(FUCK YOU!) Today we're going to learn how to annoy some squirrelsBut first, i'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)Say Hi Bob, ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his
Mom and he don't got a job Cause Bob just sits at home and smokes potWith his 12 year old brother looks up to him off alot And Boblikes to hang out at the local waffle spot And wait in the parkinglot for waitresses off the clock When it's late and alot gets darkand he fakes like he walks his dog He drag 'em in the woodsand goes straight to the ????? And even if they escape and got the cops
Ladies would be so afraid, they would drop the chargeTill one night Miss. Stacey went off the job When she felt someonegrab her whole face and said not to talk But Stacey knew it wasBob and said knock it off But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he'scrazy, a novice rocker Crazier than Slim Shady is off the lockerYou couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a doctor
He grabbed Stace by the legs, he chopped it off herAnd dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find herBut ever since the day Stacey went off the wanderThey never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle dinerAnd that's the story of Bob and his marijuana And what it might do to youSo see if the squirrels wanderin, it's bad for you
(Chorus)
See children, drugs are bad AndIf you don't believe me,ask ya DadAnd If you don't believe him, ask ya MomShe'll tell you how she does 'em all the time
So kids say no to drugsSo you don't act like everyone else doesAnd there's really nothing else to sayDrugs are just bad mmm k...
Verse 2-Eminem
My penis is the size of a peanut, Have you seen it?Fuck no you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)Speaking of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?Ecstasy is the worst drug in the worldIf someone offers it to you, don't do it Kids2 hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluidCause spinal fluid is vinal, you won't get it backSo don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in ya back
Meet Zack, 21 years oldAfter hanging around with some friends at a Frat partyHe gets bold, and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guysAnd peer pressure will win when everytime you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulseAnd his pulse goes into hyperdrive, and his eyes go back in his skullHis back starts ta...look like the McDonald's ArchesHe's on Donald's carpet, laying horizontal barfin'And everyone in the apartment starts laughin' at him"Hey Adam, Zack is a jackass, look at him"
So they took it to, so they think it's funnySo the laughin' does basically nothingExcept maybe wastin' your moneyMeanwhile, Zack's in a coma, the action is overAnd his back and his shoulders,hunched up as if he was practicin' YolkaAnd that's the story of Zack, ecstasy maniacSo don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you
Repeat chorus
Verse 3-Eminem
Last but not least,One of the most humungous problems among young people today,is fungus It grows from cow manure,They pick it out, wipe it off, bag it up,and you put it right in ya mouth and chew it...Yum YumThen you start to see some dumb stuffAnd everything slows down when you eat some, of um...And sometimes you see things that aren't there(Like what?) Like fat woman in g-strings with orange hair(Mr. Shady what's a g-string?)It's Claire Women stick them up there behind, go out and wear 'em(Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the magic mushroomWhoops, did i say magic mushroom, i meant fungusYa tongue gets all swolled up like a cow's tongue(How come?) Cause it comes from a cow's dump (Oh)See drugs are bad, it's a common fact Wit ya Mom and Dad,well that's all i'm good at (Ert) But don't be me,cause if ya grow up and ya go ODThey're gonna come for me and i'mma have to grow a goateeAnd get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my faultSo don't do drugs, and do exactly as i don't,cause it's bad for you
(Repeat chorus)
(Teacher & Classmates)Come on children, clap along(SHUT UP!) Sing along children (SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK!) Drugs are just bad,drugs are just bad (???? GONNA SUE ME) So don't do drugs,tell 'em save more for me (GOD DAMNIT! MUSHROOMS KILLED KENNY)(Pltttt OOOO *fart noises*) la la la la!
Verse 1-Eminem
Hi there little boys and girls(FUCK YOU!) Today we're going to learn how to annoy some squirrelsBut first, i'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)Say Hi Bob, ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his
Mom and he don't got a job Cause Bob just sits at home and smokes potWith his 12 year old brother looks up to him off alot And Boblikes to hang out at the local waffle spot And wait in the parkinglot for waitresses off the clock When it's late and alot gets darkand he fakes like he walks his dog He drag 'em in the woodsand goes straight to the ????? And even if they escape and got the cops
Ladies would be so afraid, they would drop the chargeTill one night Miss. Stacey went off the job When she felt someonegrab her whole face and said not to talk But Stacey knew it wasBob and said knock it off But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he'scrazy, a novice rocker Crazier than Slim Shady is off the lockerYou couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a doctor
He grabbed Stace by the legs, he chopped it off herAnd dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find herBut ever since the day Stacey went off the wanderThey never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle dinerAnd that's the story of Bob and his marijuana And what it might do to youSo see if the squirrels wanderin, it's bad for you
(Chorus)
See children, drugs are bad AndIf you don't believe me,ask ya DadAnd If you don't believe him, ask ya MomShe'll tell you how she does 'em all the time
So kids say no to drugsSo you don't act like everyone else doesAnd there's really nothing else to sayDrugs are just bad mmm k...
Verse 2-Eminem
My penis is the size of a peanut, Have you seen it?Fuck no you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)Speaking of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?Ecstasy is the worst drug in the worldIf someone offers it to you, don't do it Kids2 hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluidCause spinal fluid is vinal, you won't get it backSo don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in ya back
Meet Zack, 21 years oldAfter hanging around with some friends at a Frat partyHe gets bold, and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guysAnd peer pressure will win when everytime you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulseAnd his pulse goes into hyperdrive, and his eyes go back in his skullHis back starts ta...look like the McDonald's ArchesHe's on Donald's carpet, laying horizontal barfin'And everyone in the apartment starts laughin' at him"Hey Adam, Zack is a jackass, look at him"
So they took it to, so they think it's funnySo the laughin' does basically nothingExcept maybe wastin' your moneyMeanwhile, Zack's in a coma, the action is overAnd his back and his shoulders,hunched up as if he was practicin' YolkaAnd that's the story of Zack, ecstasy maniacSo don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you
Repeat chorus
Verse 3-Eminem
Last but not least,One of the most humungous problems among young people today,is fungus It grows from cow manure,They pick it out, wipe it off, bag it up,and you put it right in ya mouth and chew it...Yum YumThen you start to see some dumb stuffAnd everything slows down when you eat some, of um...And sometimes you see things that aren't there(Like what?) Like fat woman in g-strings with orange hair(Mr. Shady what's a g-string?)It's Claire Women stick them up there behind, go out and wear 'em(Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the magic mushroomWhoops, did i say magic mushroom, i meant fungusYa tongue gets all swolled up like a cow's tongue(How come?) Cause it comes from a cow's dump (Oh)See drugs are bad, it's a common fact Wit ya Mom and Dad,well that's all i'm good at (Ert) But don't be me,cause if ya grow up and ya go ODThey're gonna come for me and i'mma have to grow a goateeAnd get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my faultSo don't do drugs, and do exactly as i don't,cause it's bad for you
(Repeat chorus)
(Teacher & Classmates)Come on children, clap along(SHUT UP!) Sing along children (SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK!) Drugs are just bad,drugs are just bad (???? GONNA SUE ME) So don't do drugs,tell 'em save more for me (GOD DAMNIT! MUSHROOMS KILLED KENNY)(Pltttt OOOO *fart noises*) la la la la!
