Yo.. yo! (* Eminem hachs up spit *)
Yo.. yo! (* Eminem hachs up spit *)
Mic check.. (My dick!)
Cek mic.. (Punya gue!)
Testing.. one, two (* Eminem hach-spits on mic *)
Uji coba.. satu, dua (* Eminem hach-spits on mic *)
Ffff-fuck.. (My dick!) My nuts..
Ffff-sial.. (Punya gue!) Biji gue..

My attitude is worse than NWA's was
Sikap gue lebih parah dari NWA dulu
I'll battle you over stupid shit and diss people
Gue bakal berantem sama lo buat hal-hal bodoh dan menghina orang
who ain't have shit to do with it, like Cool J does (My tattoo!)
yang gak ada hubungannya, kayak yang Cool J lakuin (Tato gue!)
You see me standin outside of your buildin; screamin,
Lo lihat gue berdiri di luar gedung lo; teriak,
"Puffy is good, (HEY!) but Slim Shady is for the children!" (WAIT!)
"Puffy oke, (HEY!) tapi Slim Shady buat anak-anak!" (TUNGGU!)
I look at my life in a new light -- fuck it
Gue lihat hidup gue dari sudut pandang baru -- sialan
Give me two mics; I write songs for me -- fuck what you like
Kasih gue dua mic; gue nulis lagu buat diri sendiri -- peduli setan sama yang lo suka
You're probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I don't like rap anyway
Lo mungkin denger gue nge-rap setengah hati; soalnya gue juga gak suka rap
I'm just tryin to get my porno career started
Gue cuma mau mulai karir porno gue
Every place and event.. +Been There, Done That+
Setiap tempat dan acara.. +Pernah Ke Sana, Sudah Melakukannya+
Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went
Sial, Dre nyempil gue di koper pas dia pergi
(* zipper sound *) "Come on, let's go!"
(* suara resleting *) "Ayo, kita pergi!"
Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters
Mau kontrak? Pelajari 5 bab ini
Lesson One: Throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers
Pelajaran Satu: Lempar demo sekuat mungkin ke rapper yang udah signed
Lesson Two: Face em and diss em (whattup dog?)
Pelajaran Dua: Hadapi mereka dan hina mereka (apa kabar, bro?)
Don't give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me)
Jangan kasih mereka demo; culik mereka (Gue mau lo ikut sama gue)
and make em come to your basement and listen
dan bawa mereka ke basement lo dan dengerin
(you're gonna fuckin check this out)
(lo bakal cek ini)
Lesson Three: Get a job at a label; switch demos with Canibus
Pelajaran Tiga: Dapatkan kerja di label; tukar demo sama Canibus
and put yours on the owner's table (here listen!)
dan taruh milik lo di meja pemilik (nih dengerin!)
Lesson Four: 'Know you heard this before'
Pelajaran Empat: 'Tahu lo udah denger ini sebelumnya'
"Hey let me get your number; I'll call you tomorrow, for sure!"
"Hey kasih tau nomor lo; gue bakal telepon lo besok, pasti!"
Don't act like a fan -- you wanna get signed?
Jangan bertindak kayak penggemar -- lo mau dapet kontrak?
Get the whitest A&R you can find
Cari A&R yang paling putih yang bisa lo temukan
Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can
Tarik dia ke samping dan nge-rap sejelek mungkin
Lesson Five: Get a hook-up at Jive
Pelajaran Lima: Dapatkan koneksi di Jive
Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live
Bergaya kayak I.C.P. dan biarkan mereka datang lihat lo tampil live
And that's the key, but when you see me on the street; I ain't
Dan itu kuncinya, tapi saat lo lihat gue di jalan; gue gak akan
givin you shit bitch - don't even bother askin me (get away from me)
kasih lo apa-apa, brengsek - jangan repot-repot nanya sama gue (jauh dari gue)
Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I'm spittin
Air toilet nyiprat ke pantat gue pas gue nge-rap
cause I'm always shittin when I'm rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!)
soalnya gue selalu berak pas nge-rap kayak Master P (UNNNGGGGH!)
Got a blowjob from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth
Dapat blowjob dari Paula Jones, dan nyempilinnya jauh di mulutnya
my balls broke both of her collarbones (OWW!)
biji gue patahin kedua tulang selangkanya (OWW!)
Told Mya this shit was all about me-ah ("It's all about me..")
Bilang ke Mya ini semua tentang gue ("Ini semua tentang gue..")
Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea ("You're a dick!")
Kasih Alyssa Milano sifilis, mono, dan gonore ("Lo brengsek!")
And all three of my main girls said SEE-YA
Dan ketiga cewek utama gue bilang SELAMAT tinggal
Cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fuckin Aaliyah
Karena Brandy dan Monica masuk dan nangkep gue lagi bercinta sama Aaliyah
(What? Oh my God!) I splish splash while I'm takin a bath
(Apa? Oh Tuhan!) Gue ciprat-ciprat pas lagi mandi
Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh
Ambil segenggam pil, belah jadi dua, minum dan ketawa
White trash -- fuckin your wife in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!")
Sampah putih -- ngentot istri lo dari belakang ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!")
While you're out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass
Sementara lo keluar nyedot bensin buat mesin pemotong rumput lo

So if I hurt your self-esteem
Jadi kalau gue nyakitin harga diri lo
and you get dissed too bad [Yo why you diss me?]
dan lo dihina terlalu parah [Yo kenapa lo hina gue?]
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
Lo tahu gue cuma ngomong itu buat bikin lo marah
And when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had [A big dick!]
Dan saat gue nge-rap tentang banyak hal yang lo pengen [Punya alat yang besar!]
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
Lo tahu gue cuma ngomong itu buat bikin lo marah
"I can't listen to that song, that shit's too sad!"
"Gue gak bisa denger lagu itu, itu terlalu sedih!"
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
Lo tahu gue cuma ngomong itu buat bikin lo marah
"He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!" [Nurse! Nurse!]
"Dia gak akan berhasil, pergelangan tangannya terluka parah!" [Perawat! Perawat!]
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
Lo tahu gue cuma ngomong itu buat bikin lo marah

What a wonderful day; I should go outside and play
Hari yang indah; gue harus keluar dan bermain
Ain't no need to sit inside the house and hibernate
Gak ada gunanya duduk di dalam rumah dan hibernasi
Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was just about to toss a live grenade
Hai Renee! (Oh hai!) Gue baru mau lempar granat hidup
in your driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *)
di jalan masuk rumah lo (APA?) dan pergi (* mobil melaju *)
Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS
Apa lo takut sama pisau yang terbuat dari silet yang kena AIDS
Blood drippin from it, rippin your stomach like a paper mache
Darah menetes dari situ, sobek perut lo kayak kertas mache
You talk a lotta shit, but you was never ill though
Lo banyak omong, tapi lo gak pernah sakit juga
I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow
Gue cukup gila buat mukul lo sampai mati pakai bantal bulu
Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh (MOOOOO!)
Ngeloyor beberapa sapi, cuma buat bercanda dan ketawa (MOOOOO!)
Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in half
Lompat, nyekik jerapah, patahin lehernya jadi dua
Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with +Agent Orange+
Berperang, naik panggung dan semprot Cage dengan +Agent Orange+
And wiped my ass with his page in Source (Here!)
Dan ngelap pantat gue dengan halamannya di Source (Nih!)
The demon is here, steamin this year
Iblis ada di sini, mengamuk tahun ini
I rip [*Mystikal's*] voicebox out, scream in his ear (AHHHHHH!)
Gue cabut kotak suara [*Mystikal*], teriak di telinganya (AHHHHHH!)
It's not a gimmick bitch, it's an image I live it
Ini bukan gimmick brengsek, ini adalah citra yang gue jalani
Give a fuck? I don't know what a fuck is to give it
Peduli? Gue gak tahu apa itu peduli
"Yeah I don't think this guy is well.." I'm high as hell
"Ya gue rasa orang ini gak sehat.." Gue lagi mabuk berat
I'll beat you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his tail
Gue bakal mukul lo dengan kucing hidup saat gue ayun dia dari ekornya

[* impersonating Method Man *]
[* menirukan Method Man *]
I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin
Gue bakal, gue bakal
Lay your nuts on the dresser
Taruh biji lo di atas meja
Just your nutsack by itself
Cuma kantong biji lo sendiri
And bang them shits with a spiked bat
Dan pukul itu dengan bat yang berduri
Cut your neck off and sew your head right back
Potong leher lo dan jahit kepala lo kembali
And leave you like that
Dan biarkan lo seperti itu

You just triggered the prick who just mixed liquor
Lo baru saja memicu si brengsek yang baru saja mencampur minuman keras
Who's itchin to leave you disfigured and stiffer than Chris-topher
Yang gatal untuk meninggalkan lo cacat dan kaku seperti Chris-topher
Reeves, I was teething with strep throat
Reeves, gue lagi tumbuh gigi dengan tenggorokan radang
while your mother was breastfeeding
saat ibumu menyusui
And gave her the flesh-eating disease
Dan kasih dia penyakit pemakan daging
I'm iller than takin a hammer and beatin your knees
Gue lebih gila dari pada ambil palu dan memukul lutut lo
and walkin through South Central L.A., bleedin in jeans
dan jalan-jalan di South Central L.A., berdarah di celana jeans
(Am I a Blood or a Crip?) Wakin up the next day in breathin machines
(Apakah gue Blood atau Crip?) Bangun keesokan harinya di mesin pernapasan
Flashin back to being shot and repeatin the scenes
Flashback ke saat ditembak dan mengulang adegan
on how you just got smoked, and if you do live
tentang bagaimana lo baru saja ditembak, dan jika lo hidup
You'll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and 'Pac joke
Lo akan terlalu takut untuk menceritakannya, seperti lelucon Biggie dan 'Pac

So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad
Jadi kalau gue nyakitin harga diri lo dan lo dihina terlalu parah
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
Lo tahu gue cuma ngomong itu buat bikin lo marah
And when I rap about a fat bitch that you wished you had
Dan saat gue nge-rap tentang cewek gemuk yang lo pengen punya
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
Lo tahu gue cuma ngomong itu buat bikin lo marah
"I can't listen to that song, that shit's too sad"
"Gue gak bisa denger lagu itu, itu terlalu sedih"
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
Lo tahu gue cuma ngomong itu buat bikin lo marah
"He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad"
"Dia gak akan berhasil, pergelangan tangannya terluka parah"
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
Lo tahu gue cuma ngomong itu buat bikin lo marah

I know that makes you real mad, don't it? (uh-huh)
Gue tahu itu bikin lo marah, kan? (uh-huh)
That's right, Slim Shady (yup) Sway & Tech
Betul, Slim Shady (yup) Sway & Tech
Sprayin wreck (bitch)
Menyemprot kerusakan (brengsek)
And we don't give a heck (uh-uh)
Dan kita tidak peduli (uh-uh)
or a damn.. or a fuck.. or a shit
atau apapun.. atau sialan.. atau omong kosong
So suck my motherfuckin dick
Jadi hisap saja kontol gue yang brengsek