Lirik Lagu Comin' Out My Closet (parody) - Eminem
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TIPS PENCARIAN LIRIK FAVORIT ANDA
ANDA MENGETAHUI JUDUL DAN NAMA PENYANYI
- Ketikkan nama penyanyi dan judul lagu, berikan tanda kutip di judul lagu, misal: Yovie "Menjaga Hati";
- bila tidak berhasil, coba untuk mengilangkan tanda kutip, misal: Yovie Menjaga Hati; atau
- dapat juga dengan mengeklik menu A B C D.., lalu cari berdasarkan nama artis. Yovie dimulai dengan Y, klik Y. Lihat daftar lagu, dan dapatkan yang Anda cari.
ANDA TAK MENGETAHUI JUDUL LAGU, TAPI MENGETAHUI NAMA PENYANYI
- Ketik nama penyanyi, misal: YOVIE, akan muncul banyak halaman, telusuri dan pilih dari halaman-halaman tersebut; atau
- klik menu A B C D E ... berdasarkan nama artis Y, cari Yovie, dan cari lirik yang Anda cari.
ANDA TAK MENGETAHUI JUDUL LAGU, TAPI MENGETAHUI SYAIR
- Ketikkan penggalan syair yang Anda ketahui, misal:
Tanpamu tiada berarti
Tak mampu lagi berdiri
Cahaya kasihmu menuntunku
Kembali dalam dekapan tanganmu - Masukkan kata-kata penting. Misal: tiada berarti berdiri cahaya dekapan.
- Hindari kata-kata yang berkemungkinan memiliki ada dua versi atau lebih. Misal: tanpamu dapat ditulis tanpa mu.
TETAP TIDAK DAPAT MENEMUKAN LIRIK YANG ANDA CARI
- Pilih menu A B C D E ... berdasarkan nama artis atau judul lagu.
- Bila masih tidak dapat menemukan lirik yang Anda cari, mungkin kami bisa membantu Anda. Silakan menghubungi kami.
[Intro]Where's my penis?I have no penis in my butt hole - there you goYeah.. yo, yo
Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?I have; I've been penetrated and ejaculated againstRammin’ shafts up my faggot ass, look at my brassEver since class I’ve been suckin’ off my teachers to passAll this cum motion unloadin' run deep as ocean's explodin’Nut keeps splashin’ from faggots just suck 'em off and keep goin’Nut-takin’ bummer I’m known as to every one in my regionKeep stickin’ ass in the mornin’ and takin’ cocks in the evenin’Leaves me with a taste as sour as seminal in my mouthSee they can bugger me, but y’all never figured me outLook at me now; you know I got a dick in me now.Blame my momma?She was the fattest slut in the house!
Chorus:I'm sorry momma!I never meant to hurt you!I never meant to make you cry; but tonightI'm comin’ out my closet (one more time)I said I'm sorry momma!I never meant to hurt you!I never meant to make you cry; but tonightI'm comin’ out my closet
Ha! I got some vibrators in my closetand I don't know if no one knows itSo before they throw me inside my coffin and close itI'ma expose it; I'll take you back to '83before I ever had to worry about the HIVI was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of monthsMy faggot father used to put his willy up in my bumcause he split, my anal cherry then he came in my eyeAnd lookin’ back on it all now I fuckin’ wish I could dieI look at gays, see, and try to picture their bare behindsEven if I hated men , I'd grit my teeth and I'd tryto make it work with ‘em, at least for papa's sakeHe maybe made some mistakesbut he’s the only gay who taught me everything that I know todayWhat he did was stupid, no doubt it was dumbBut the smartest shit he did was put a condom on his king dong’Cuz he'da killed me; shit he woulda shot cum in my throatIt's my life, I'd like to welcome y'all to "The Batty Boy Show"
Repeat Chorus
Now I would never diss my own momma just to get recognitionTake a second to listen for who you think this record is dissin’But put yourself in my position; just try to envisionwitnessin’ your momma gobblin’ Mormon missionaries in the kitchenBitchin’ that someone's always pullin’ down her drawers and clit's itchin’Goin’ through public whorehouse systems, victim of crack-controlled pimpin’My whole life I was made to believe I was straight when I wasn't'til I grew up, now I do what you did, I’m sick to my stomachguzzlin’ itWasn't it the reason you gave that VD to me MA?So you can try but can’t deny the way you treated me MA?But guess what? You're gettin’ Alzheimer’s now, brain dead and alone tooAnd your care home security’s gettin’ lax, you’re gonna know when I bone youMy asshole’s gettin’ so big now; you should see it, it's beautifulBut you'll never see it – ‘til I shit on you at your funeral!See what hurts me the most is when I take cocks that are longRips through my thong - keep tellin’ myself its all cuz’a mom!But how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to getYou selfish bitch; I fought fuckin’ long and hard for these dicksRemember when Elton came out gay and you said you’re glad it’s not me?Well guess what, I +AM+ gay - gay as a faggot can be!
Repeat Chorus (2x) till end
Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?I have; I've been penetrated and ejaculated againstRammin’ shafts up my faggot ass, look at my brassEver since class I’ve been suckin’ off my teachers to passAll this cum motion unloadin' run deep as ocean's explodin’Nut keeps splashin’ from faggots just suck 'em off and keep goin’Nut-takin’ bummer I’m known as to every one in my regionKeep stickin’ ass in the mornin’ and takin’ cocks in the evenin’Leaves me with a taste as sour as seminal in my mouthSee they can bugger me, but y’all never figured me outLook at me now; you know I got a dick in me now.Blame my momma?She was the fattest slut in the house!
Chorus:I'm sorry momma!I never meant to hurt you!I never meant to make you cry; but tonightI'm comin’ out my closet (one more time)I said I'm sorry momma!I never meant to hurt you!I never meant to make you cry; but tonightI'm comin’ out my closet
Ha! I got some vibrators in my closetand I don't know if no one knows itSo before they throw me inside my coffin and close itI'ma expose it; I'll take you back to '83before I ever had to worry about the HIVI was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of monthsMy faggot father used to put his willy up in my bumcause he split, my anal cherry then he came in my eyeAnd lookin’ back on it all now I fuckin’ wish I could dieI look at gays, see, and try to picture their bare behindsEven if I hated men , I'd grit my teeth and I'd tryto make it work with ‘em, at least for papa's sakeHe maybe made some mistakesbut he’s the only gay who taught me everything that I know todayWhat he did was stupid, no doubt it was dumbBut the smartest shit he did was put a condom on his king dong’Cuz he'da killed me; shit he woulda shot cum in my throatIt's my life, I'd like to welcome y'all to "The Batty Boy Show"
Repeat Chorus
Now I would never diss my own momma just to get recognitionTake a second to listen for who you think this record is dissin’But put yourself in my position; just try to envisionwitnessin’ your momma gobblin’ Mormon missionaries in the kitchenBitchin’ that someone's always pullin’ down her drawers and clit's itchin’Goin’ through public whorehouse systems, victim of crack-controlled pimpin’My whole life I was made to believe I was straight when I wasn't'til I grew up, now I do what you did, I’m sick to my stomachguzzlin’ itWasn't it the reason you gave that VD to me MA?So you can try but can’t deny the way you treated me MA?But guess what? You're gettin’ Alzheimer’s now, brain dead and alone tooAnd your care home security’s gettin’ lax, you’re gonna know when I bone youMy asshole’s gettin’ so big now; you should see it, it's beautifulBut you'll never see it – ‘til I shit on you at your funeral!See what hurts me the most is when I take cocks that are longRips through my thong - keep tellin’ myself its all cuz’a mom!But how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to getYou selfish bitch; I fought fuckin’ long and hard for these dicksRemember when Elton came out gay and you said you’re glad it’s not me?Well guess what, I +AM+ gay - gay as a faggot can be!
Repeat Chorus (2x) till end
