Lirik Lagu Asshole - Denis Leary
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TIPS PENCARIAN LIRIK FAVORIT ANDA
ANDA MENGETAHUI JUDUL DAN NAMA PENYANYI
- Ketikkan nama penyanyi dan judul lagu, berikan tanda kutip di judul lagu, misal: Yovie "Menjaga Hati";
- bila tidak berhasil, coba untuk mengilangkan tanda kutip, misal: Yovie Menjaga Hati; atau
- dapat juga dengan mengeklik menu A B C D.., lalu cari berdasarkan nama artis. Yovie dimulai dengan Y, klik Y. Lihat daftar lagu, dan dapatkan yang Anda cari.
ANDA TAK MENGETAHUI JUDUL LAGU, TAPI MENGETAHUI NAMA PENYANYI
- Ketik nama penyanyi, misal: YOVIE, akan muncul banyak halaman, telusuri dan pilih dari halaman-halaman tersebut; atau
- klik menu A B C D E ... berdasarkan nama artis Y, cari Yovie, dan cari lirik yang Anda cari.
ANDA TAK MENGETAHUI JUDUL LAGU, TAPI MENGETAHUI SYAIR
- Ketikkan penggalan syair yang Anda ketahui, misal:
Tanpamu tiada berarti
Tak mampu lagi berdiri
Cahaya kasihmu menuntunku
Kembali dalam dekapan tanganmu - Masukkan kata-kata penting. Misal: tiada berarti berdiri cahaya dekapan.
- Hindari kata-kata yang berkemungkinan memiliki ada dua versi atau lebih. Misal: tanpamu dapat ditulis tanpa mu.
TETAP TIDAK DAPAT MENEMUKAN LIRIK YANG ANDA CARI
- Pilih menu A B C D E ... berdasarkan nama artis atau judul lagu.
- Bila masih tidak dapat menemukan lirik yang Anda cari, mungkin kami bisa membantu Anda. Silakan menghubungi kami.
[Spoken]Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream. About me. About you. The way our American hearts beat down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don't know.
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular jobI'm your average white suburbanite slobI like football and porno and books about warI've got an average house with a nic hardwood floorMy wife and my job, my kids and my carMy feet on my table, and a cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested(Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh)No, I've gotta go out and have funAt someone else's expense(Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow in the ultrafast laneWhile people behind me are going insane
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets and piss on the seatI walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spacesWhile handicapped people make handicapped faces
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this songRanting and raving and carrying onMaybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
Naaaah!
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
[Spoken]You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why.
[Spoken]Two words. Nuclear fucking weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15-million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes...(Hey)and Lee Marvin(Hey)and Sam Pekinpah(Hey)And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas...(Hey, you know you really are an asshole)Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal!
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E
[Barking]Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf ArfFung achng tum a fung tum a fling chumOooh Oooh
[Spoken]I'm an asshole and proud of it!
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular jobI'm your average white suburbanite slobI like football and porno and books about warI've got an average house with a nic hardwood floorMy wife and my job, my kids and my carMy feet on my table, and a cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested(Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh)No, I've gotta go out and have funAt someone else's expense(Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow in the ultrafast laneWhile people behind me are going insane
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets and piss on the seatI walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spacesWhile handicapped people make handicapped faces
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this songRanting and raving and carrying onMaybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
Naaaah!
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
[Spoken]You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why.
[Spoken]Two words. Nuclear fucking weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15-million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes...(Hey)and Lee Marvin(Hey)and Sam Pekinpah(Hey)And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas...(Hey, you know you really are an asshole)Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal!
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E
[Barking]Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf ArfFung achng tum a fung tum a fling chumOooh Oooh
[Spoken]I'm an asshole and proud of it!
