Seorang yang konyol di Sacramento dibawa ke pengadilan
He shot his lawnmower
Dia menembaki pemotong rumputnya
It disobeyed, it wouldn't start
Pemotong rumput itu membangkang, tidak mau menyala
Might makes right, it's the American way®
Kekuatan menentukan yang benar, itulah cara Amerika®
They fined him $60 and sent him on his way
Mereka mendendanya $60 dan mengirimnya pergi
You know, some people don't take no shit
Kamu tahu, ada orang yang nggak mau terima omong kosong
Maybe if they did they'd have half a brain left
Mungkin kalau mereka mau, otak mereka masih setengah utuh