“YA!...Iya..iya..iya. Iya..Iya..Y-A-T-A.
Yes. We are going to have a relationship tonight.
Iya. Kita bakal punya hubungan malam ini.
I'm gonna go out with you.
Aku bakal keluar sama kamu.
We're gonna make sweet sweet comedy love with each other.
Kita bakal bikin cinta komedi yang manis satu sama lain.
And then suddenly without warning I'm not even gonna call you guys anymore.
Dan tiba-tiba tanpa peringatan, aku bahkan nggak bakal telepon kalian lagi.
The last thing you had ever heard me say was, 'hey, I'll call you guys later'.
Hal terakhir yang pernah kalian dengar aku bilang adalah, 'hey, aku bakal telepon kalian nanti'.
And I never call.
Dan aku nggak pernah telepon.
But you hear from the grapevine, I'm dating a younger sexier crowd.
Tapi kalian denger dari gossip, aku lagi deket sama orang-orang yang lebih muda dan seksi.
And then I'm really happy, but I'm not happy.
Dan aku bener-bener bahagia, tapi juga nggak bahagia.
'Cause I think about you guys.
Soalnya aku mikirin kalian.
And about a year from now, I'm gonna call weeping in the middle of the night,
Dan sekitar setahun dari sekarang, aku bakal telepon sambil nangis di tengah malam,
'You were the best crowd I ever had...(sniff) you really listened to me...
‘Kalian adalah penonton terbaik yang pernah aku punya...(sniff) kalian bener-bener dengerin aku...
and I didn't know the crowd I had until you dispersed.'
dan aku nggak tahu penonton yang aku punya sampai kalian pergi.'
Then we're gonna get together, we're gonna hang out,
Lalu kita bakal kumpul, kita bakal nongkrong,
and maybe we'll all like, ya know, run around town and smash windows and cause destruction.
dan mungkin kita semua bakal, ya tahu, lari-lari di kota, ngebreak jendela dan bikin kerusakan.
And I'll make jokes and one of you guys will turn and be like,
Dan aku bakal bikin lelucon dan salah satu dari kalian bakal bilang,
'haha Dane you're a riot!'
‘haha Dane, kamu lucu banget!'
and I'll go, 'I'M A RIOT? YOU'RE A FUCKING RIOT!'
dan aku bakal bilang, 'AKU LUCU? KALIAN YANG LUCU BANGET!'
GET IT? That's how things are gonna go down tonight!
PAHAM? Begitulah malam ini bakal berlangsung!