Lirik Rip Taylor is God (Terjemahan)

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Hey! Da dee dada dee da da
Hey! Da dee dada dee da da
This is Rip Taylor
Ini adalah Rip Taylor
Hey there sprinkle genies!
Hai, para jin taburan!
Haha!
Haha!
Did you know that midgets make up a small percentage of the population?
Tahukah kamu bahwa orang-orang pendek hanya menyusun persentase kecil dari populasi?
Hah!
Hah!
Not half, up to here, HAHA HEY!
Bukan setengah, sampai sini, HAHA HEY!
Woo
Woo
But seriously, don't you think it's time we had a female president?
Tapi serius, bukankah sudah saatnya kita punya presiden perempuan?
With big gazooms? Tatee tattoo tees?
Dengan payudara besar? Tatee tattoo tees?
Tatta ta too tatas?
Tatta ta too tatas?
Baba bing bangs?
Baba bing bangs?
Big jugs, get it?
Besar, paham kan?
Hello Dolly
Halo Dolly
Is this microphone on? Hello? Anybody out there can they hear me?
Apakah mikrofon ini menyala? Halo? Ada yang bisa mendengar saya?
Somebody call my agent, my hair is lifting!
Seseorang panggil agen saya, rambut saya mengembang!
Please, what am I doing here?
Tolong, apa yang saya lakukan di sini?
You're probably saying to yourself
Kamu mungkin berkata pada dirimu sendiri
"Why the HELL would a comedic virtuoso like, Rip Taylor,
"Kenapa SIALAN seorang virtuoso komedi seperti, Rip Taylor,
want anything to do with those half-witted white trash crotch
ingin berurusan dengan para sampah bodoh itu
goblins The Bloodhound Gang?"
goblins The Bloodhound Gang?"
Oh! Well listen folks, the answer is very simple..
Oh! Nah, dengarkan teman-teman, jawabannya sangat sederhana..
Haha... American cashito, dollareenies, no cheques!
Haha... uang Amerika, dollareenies, tidak ada cek!
They paid me you hiney hopper why else?
Mereka membayar saya, kenapa lagi?
Oh I'm getting moist!
Oh, saya merasa bersemangat!
I mean come on, let's face it kids, pardon me... but they are
Maksud saya, ayo hadapi saja, anak-anak, maafkan saya... tapi mereka adalah
a bunch of knuckleheads!
sekelompok orang bodoh!