Come gather round me people, here's a story you never heard
Ayo kumpul, teman-teman, ada cerita yang belum pernah kalian dengar
'Bout me and my friends and some shit that occured
Tentang aku dan teman-temanku serta kejadian yang terjadi
We thought we'd get some money we thought that we might go
Kami pikir kami bisa dapat uang, dan mungkin pergi
Spend a weekend pleasant down in Mexico
Menghabiskan akhir pekan yang menyenangkan di Meksiko

I was workin' at McDonalds, doin the late night run
Aku lagi kerja di McDonald's, malam-malam gitu
When a car pulled up the drive thru and pointed out a gun
Saat sebuah mobil berhenti di drive-thru dan mengarahkan senjata
Said, "Give us all your money and three Big Macs to go"
Dia bilang, "Kasih semua uangmu dan tiga Big Mac untuk dibawa pulang"
I stuffed them all in a bag and I ducked down below
Aku masukkan semuanya ke dalam tas dan merunduk di bawah

Well the boss got angry when he found out I didn't call the police
Bosku marah ketika dia tahu aku tidak menghubungi polisi
I guess I was kinda nervous, there was a warrant out on me
Aku rasa aku agak gugup, ada surat perintah untukku
Concerning some jaywalking tickets I couldn't afford to pay
Karena beberapa tiket nyebrang sembarangan yang tidak bisa aku bayar
Needless to say I got the axe that same day
Singkat cerita, aku dipecat hari itu juga

Well me bein out of work just then I didn't wanna go home
Jadi, aku yang baru dipecat, tidak mau pulang
My mom said if I lost this job i'd have to go out on my own
Ibuku bilang kalau aku kehilangan pekerjaan ini, aku harus mandiri
So I went over to Dave's house and got really stoned
Jadi aku pergi ke rumah Dave dan mabuk berat
Called up some girls but none of them were home
Telepon beberapa cewek tapi tidak ada yang di rumah

Steve came over and he brought some alcohol
Steve datang dan dia bawa alkohol
We're all gettin really depressed just starin' at the wall
Kami semua jadi depresi, cuma menatap dinding
Thought if we'd get some money, we thought that we might go
Kami pikir kalau dapat uang, mungkin kami bisa pergi
Spend a weekend pleasant down in Mexico
Menghabiskan akhir pekan yang menyenangkan di Meksiko

Steve's dad had a huntin rifle and we went and picked it up
Ayah Steve punya senapan dan kami ambil itu
We stopped into the 7-11 to try our luck
Kami mampir ke 7-11 untuk coba keberuntungan
We raised up that huntin rifle but the counter guy just laughed
Kami angkat senapan itu, tapi petugasnya cuma tertawa
As he pulled out an uzi we turned and hauled ass
Saat dia mengeluarkan Uzi, kami langsung kabur

We were runnin so fast til we came to the McDonalds where I used to work
Kami berlari sangat cepat sampai tiba di McDonald's tempat aku dulu kerja
We walked up to the drive thru and gave my boss a jerk
Kami mendekati drive-thru dan bikin bosku terkejut
Said, "give us all your money and three Big Macs to go
Kami bilang, "Kasih semua uangmu dan tiga Big Mac untuk dibawa pulang
And suck on this you weasel, we're goin to Mexico"
Dan terima ini, kau pengecut, kami mau ke Meksiko"

Down south we all got really wasted, Dave got a case of the runs
Di selatan, kami semua mabuk berat, Dave kena diare
We're all really hungover and gettin' low on funds
Kami semua sangat pusing dan uang kami menipis
Dave and Steve called their parents and took the bus back home
Dave dan Steve telepon orangtua mereka dan naik bus pulang