Lirik Lagu Joining The Cult - Adam Sandler featuring Allen Covert
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[Sounds of Basketball being shot around]
[Sandler:] "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult."[Allen:] "Now, that's ridiculous."[Sandler:] "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too."[Allen:] "What are you talking about?"[Sandler:] "Hey, don't fuck me on this, man, just sign up."[Allen:] "No, I'm not going to join a cult!"[Sandler:] "I can't believe you're pulling this shit on me after Monday night --"[Allen:] "What?[Sandler:] "-- I wanted to watch Monday Night Footballand you wanted to watch that other show and we watched your show --I did that for you!"[Allen:] "Yeah, well, you kept flippin' back to the game."[Sandler:] "I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE!Whadda you gotta do that's so fucking importnat you can't join the religious cult with me?"[Allen:] "Well, I was gonna go sunbathing."[Sandler:] "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you should do that.Because this guy, Russell -- he's the leader-guy of the cult --"[Allen:] "-- yeah --"[Sandler:] "-- he was rambling on during one of the speechesabout the sun being bad, like the beast can't come outbecause the sun's too bright and the sun hurts his eyes or something --you show up all sunburned and that guy's gonna get pissed at you and me!"[Allen:] "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to worry about pissing the leader guy off!"[Sandler:] "Look, I'm -- starting to believe in some of the stuff the cult guy's been saying --some of it makes a lot of sense![Allen:] "Well, good, but I don't want to join the cult.We can still hang out; I just won't be in it with you."[Sandler:] "The point is, I'm not gonna have time to hang out with you because I'm gonna be fuckin' busy with this fuckin' cult!"[Allen:] "So I'll visit on weekends -- we'll work it out."[Sandler:] "No, the weekends are like the busiest time --that's when we go to flea malls and fuckin' malls and talk people into joining, man!"[Allen:] "Can I join for just a little while?I told my dad I'd go visit him in Florida in three weeks."[Sandler:] "Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta join now."[Allen:] "What's the hurry?"[Sandler:] "There's a girl I wanna meet there, what the fuck's your problem?"[Allen:] "Well, I mean I don't really have to believe in this stuff, do I?"[Sandler:] "No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you believe in this shit -- when they say the sun sucks, go,"Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin' hate it too, long live the fuckin' beast."[Allen:] "I don't know, man. This is crazy."[Sandler:] "Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a free haircut, you're gonna get food --"[Allen:] "-- it's not gonna be one of those weird haircuts, is it?"[Sandler:] "It's gonna be a haircut, all right?You said you need a haircut, they're gonna fuckin' cut your hair.You're going in, saving twelve bucks, just fuckin' do it!"
[Sandler:] "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult."[Allen:] "Now, that's ridiculous."[Sandler:] "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too."[Allen:] "What are you talking about?"[Sandler:] "Hey, don't fuck me on this, man, just sign up."[Allen:] "No, I'm not going to join a cult!"[Sandler:] "I can't believe you're pulling this shit on me after Monday night --"[Allen:] "What?[Sandler:] "-- I wanted to watch Monday Night Footballand you wanted to watch that other show and we watched your show --I did that for you!"[Allen:] "Yeah, well, you kept flippin' back to the game."[Sandler:] "I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE!Whadda you gotta do that's so fucking importnat you can't join the religious cult with me?"[Allen:] "Well, I was gonna go sunbathing."[Sandler:] "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you should do that.Because this guy, Russell -- he's the leader-guy of the cult --"[Allen:] "-- yeah --"[Sandler:] "-- he was rambling on during one of the speechesabout the sun being bad, like the beast can't come outbecause the sun's too bright and the sun hurts his eyes or something --you show up all sunburned and that guy's gonna get pissed at you and me!"[Allen:] "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to worry about pissing the leader guy off!"[Sandler:] "Look, I'm -- starting to believe in some of the stuff the cult guy's been saying --some of it makes a lot of sense![Allen:] "Well, good, but I don't want to join the cult.We can still hang out; I just won't be in it with you."[Sandler:] "The point is, I'm not gonna have time to hang out with you because I'm gonna be fuckin' busy with this fuckin' cult!"[Allen:] "So I'll visit on weekends -- we'll work it out."[Sandler:] "No, the weekends are like the busiest time --that's when we go to flea malls and fuckin' malls and talk people into joining, man!"[Allen:] "Can I join for just a little while?I told my dad I'd go visit him in Florida in three weeks."[Sandler:] "Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta join now."[Allen:] "What's the hurry?"[Sandler:] "There's a girl I wanna meet there, what the fuck's your problem?"[Allen:] "Well, I mean I don't really have to believe in this stuff, do I?"[Sandler:] "No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you believe in this shit -- when they say the sun sucks, go,"Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin' hate it too, long live the fuckin' beast."[Allen:] "I don't know, man. This is crazy."[Sandler:] "Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a free haircut, you're gonna get food --"[Allen:] "-- it's not gonna be one of those weird haircuts, is it?"[Sandler:] "It's gonna be a haircut, all right?You said you need a haircut, they're gonna fuckin' cut your hair.You're going in, saving twelve bucks, just fuckin' do it!"