Dental Care
oleh: Owl City



I brush my teeth, and look in the mirrorAnd laugh out loud as I'm beaming from ear to earI'd rather pick flowers instead of fightsAnd rather than flaunt my styleI'd flash you a smile of clean pearly whites
I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drillI smooth my hair, sit back in the chairBut somehow I still get the chills"Have a seat" he says pleasantlyAs he shakes my hand, and practically laughs at me"Open up nice and wide" he says peering inWith a smirk he says "don't have a fit this'll just pinch a bit"As he tries not to grin
When hygienists leave on long vacationsThat's when dentists scream and lose their patience
Talking only brings the tooth aches onBecause I say the stupidest thingsSo if my resolve goes SouthI'll swallow my pride with an aspirin, and shut my mouth
Golf and alcohol don't mixAnd that's why I don't drink and driveBecause, good grief I'd knock out my teethAnd have to kiss my smile goodbye
I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drillI smooth my hair, sit back in the chairBut somehow I still get the chills