Big Bottoms



The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'That's what I saidThe looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksandOr so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedoI'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottomTalk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'emBig bottom drive me out of my mindHow could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun dayYou know what I meanI love her each weekday, each velvety cheek dayYou know what I mean
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sightsBig game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Big bottom, big bottomTalk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'emBig bottom drive me out of my mindHow could I leave this behind?