Mardy Bum



Now then Mardy BumI see your frownAnd it's like looking down the barrel of a gunAnd it goes offAnd out come all these wordsOh there's a very pleasant side to youA side I much prefer
It's one that laughs and jokes aroundRemember cuddles in the kitchenYeah, to get things off the groundAnd it was up, up and awayOh, but it's right hard to rememberThat on a day like today when you're all argumentativeAnd you've got the face on
Well now then Mardy BumOh I'm in trouble again, aren't I?I thought as muchCause you turned over therePulling that silent disappointment faceThe one that I can't bear
Can't we laugh and joke aroundRemember cuddles in the kitchenYeah, to get things off the groundAnd it was up, up and awayOh, but it's right hard to rememberThat on a day like today when you're all argumentativeAnd you've got the face on
Yeah I'm sorry I was lateWell I missed the trainAnd then the traffic was a stateAnd I can't be arsed to carry on in this debateThat reoccurs, oh when you say I don't careWell of course I do, yeah I clearly do!
So laugh and joke aroundRemember cuddles in the kitchenYeah, to get things off the groundAnd it was up, up and awayStill it's right hard to rememberThat on a day like today when you're all argumentativeAnd you've got the face on